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@cremieuxrecueil Rather disappointing that we don't have the drugs to get to 17 seconds or so.
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Holy shit the record actually was 20.88 and this guy got 20.81.
The Enhanced Games actually did it!
Enhanced Games@enhanced_games
A $1,000,000 WORLD RECORD SWIM! Kristian Gkolomeev wins the Men’s 50m Freestyle in 20.81s and takes home $1,000,000 bonus + $250,000 first place prize and reclaims his 50M Freestyle world record.
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me destruye totalmente que el boludo éste estaba full mimoso haciéndose el lindo y yo le di EL ANTIPARASITARIO nunca confíen en una mujer que les da amor de la nada y menos si tiene un ambo puesto
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Two guys at my gym who were into low-mid 30% bf range took 3 weeks of retatrutide (3rd party shit from Skye Peptides) and now they have 6 packs and look like they’ve blasted a cycle. That shit cannot be good for you
hexumlite@hexumlite
A jacked streamer reveals he is currently taking 18 mgs of Retatrutide and this shit is not curbing his appetitite anymore He is also taking 315 mgs of testosterone rendering him infertile at 23 years old He claims he hasnt worked out in 2 weeks He says he is adding Cagrilinitide to this very soon Its like Jelly to Peanut butter for this leanmaxxing shit according to him
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@Jac5Connor @AutismCapital There i a 50m career later which is his specialty.
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@AutismCapital And he said "I held a bit back". Dude if there was ever a time to go all out...
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Gigachad was .02 seconds off of the WR and an extra $1M in his pocket. Tough break.
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@JoniCordobes Caminar.. o si aun eso es mucho impacto elíptico o bici fija incluso la que tirne otra postura...
Igual sí es más importante la alimentación, pero la movilidad ayuda
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Gordos he bajado 4 kilos...
solo cambiando hábitos alimenticios. 💪🏻
Me falta la parte de ejercicios, pero hasta que no me opere de la hernia no puedo hacer nada 🥹
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@AutismCapital Wearing a golden suit and ending up last is something....
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James “The Missile” Magnussen. He's a Golden God. We take juice too but it only gave us diabetes. Not this.
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@mattyryze This is putin's fault, we could have geared up russians if he didnt start that stoopid war.
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performance enhancement works but my first impression is that the Enhanced Games athletes mostly just aren’t top tier enough
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Spot fat elimination with red light.
Red light selectively targets the emptying of fat from fat cells by opening up pores in the cells, causing them to leak out fat droplets.
It's literally called liquefaction, the light essentially melts the fat.
This means you can choose where to liberate the fat from because you're applying something that can open them up.
From there, a process known as lipophagy seems to clean up the fat. Essentially, immune cells can take up and break down the fat.
Ultimately, you'll still need to be in a calorie deficit to actually lose that fat.
If not, then the fat will probably just redistribute somewhere else.
But even without that, the fat will be removed from the area you shined the light on.
Dalton (Analyze & Optimize)@Outdoctrination
Red light can literally reduce fat in the belly / waist area via spot reduction, some fascinating research shows. (🧵1/8)
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@HunteeWR @pipiiiopi El azul y es indiscutible, lo mismo el zuchard.
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@pipiiiopi El sugus de menta es el mejor caramelo de la historia y lo lloran
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Medité mucho si compartir o no esta nueva joya con la comunidad, pero la posta es que twitter es servicio… y si puedo hacer gordos felices, adelante.
El Ciciliano (sí, con C) situado sobre congreso a una cuadra de balbín, irrumpe en el Top 5 de Medialunas de BA con la irreverencia del que sabe que es crack.
Desborde de almíbar. Suavidad. Esponjosidad. Tamaño.
Pelea mano a mano vs La Kitchen y Atelier Fuerza.
Confíen y procedan sin miedo.
Abrazo.
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@thepizzaday_ Que la idea me gusta pero metanlo 2-3 min al horno así carameliza
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Te invitan a comer pizza y cuando llegas te encontras con esto...
Cuál es tu reacción?
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My fiery friends, what do you think should be the average turn to win on in Standard?
Turn 4? 5? What do you think is fast?
#MTG
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@justalexoki I give yoy anothee goal then:
300 days a year
For many years i reached it and few others ended up with 280+ cause i no longer cared that much
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@01misaligned I think it's bad to set out to fail. if you're aiming for "6 but not going lower than 4" your brain will actually aim for 4. just go for 6! if shit happens it happens, but it should really be extreme exceptions
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every time i mention i work out 6x a week the "you're not actually working out!!! you're not recovering!!!" people come out. listen all you need is 10-20 hard sets to failure per muscle group per week. i do PPL, so i get 2 workouts per week, with 2 rest days between. it works!
taoki@justalexoki
one of the cons of working out 6x/week is that while you'll feel incredible every day,
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