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@london_leeds @ThomasWilson04 Farke could walk out tomorrow and get a high profile job. His stock has never been as high. We have had a brilliant season

@ThomasWilson04 I also want to understand why they are happy to upgrade the squad but don't want to consider upgrading the manager.

Respect everyone who is pro Farke or not pro Farke but I am interested in those that are that want a bigger squad with more quality how they think Farke is going to utilise it? All the evidence in the 3 years he’s been here point towards him not using a squad properly.

@ThomasWilson04 14th in Prem, 47 points, not far off Europe, cup SF, 190 points in championship points to him using his squad very well indeed.

The old, romantic view of multiculturalism was food, festivals and colourful clothes. The new, realistic view of multiculturalism is grooming gangs, cousin marriage, polygamy, child rape, self-imposed segregation, tribal feuds, honour killings, and filth.

@MirabelTweets1 Well some children would still be alive, some Jews would still be alive, 1000s of girls would not have been raped, buildings and bridges wouldn’t have hostile vehicle barriers. Incremental improvements but improvements none the less

Dear racists of Britain & America, If all the Muslims were to disappear from your countries, your lives would still be the same hot shit mess as they are now You’re welcome

Sick of seeing Southampton fans ripping into Boro like they are the bad guys in all of this, Your club is in the gutter, of your own doing. The least you can do as fans is show some humility to the clubs you cheated against (probably all). #SaintsFC #Boro #SWFC #Football #EFL

@Mr1ting @dkaustin87 @reynolj Caught 3 times! If that’s all that’s very unlucky. As I said elsewhere, 1 freekick routine observed, 1 player sitting out training etc.. a marginal gain that could have made the difference enough to turn draws into wins, defeats into draws that has maybe cost wrexham £200m

@0532LUFC @dkaustin87 @reynolj Its gone from evident to potentially. The 2 games we admitted to was due to evidence being produced so were bang to rights. Whilst there isnt any evidence currently on other games so its hard to say. It needs to be remembered that we went on a run similar to this 2 seasons ago

@dkaustin87 @reynolj @Mr1ting Why do it then? Why break the rules? Why force a young lad to do something he didn’t want to do through coercion? 1 free kick routine, 1 new formation hint, 1 possible injury so you adapt. 1 tiny benefit per game is the reason you made the playoffs and you can’t prove otherwise

@Mr1ting @dkaustin87 @reynolj Do you not accept that potentially every point you gained in that amazing run is tainted & can be questioned? Going to Wrexham and winning 5-1 for example. Club even admitted deliberately to games they didn’t win to deflect. The lack of contrition is appalling

@0532LUFC @dkaustin87 @reynolj Well for a start its not evident as evidence has not (at least yet) been presented. Once again you are missing the point, we know we have idiots at our club who done it but what we are unhappy about is the process and result!!

@TheBritLad @paulwarrick3 Exactly! Skin colour and nationality have no relevance in this debate. It’s about a story book that’s led to a violent culturally backward ideology that’s it! Like believing and living by Harry Potter books

Muslims are not a race. Criticising Islam is not racist. Islam is an idea, not a skin colour. Conflating ideology with race is a deliberate tactic to shut down legitimate debate. In a free society, anything is up for debate.

@HurlockReport Are you sure? Don’t think 99.9% of football people give Southampton a second thought let alone have a vendetta.

EFL Chiefs Admit They’ve Been Trying To Screw Southampton Since Day One LONDON - League officials have reportedly been working overtime to make #SaintsFC’s life a misery since December. The latest farce – affectionately known as Spygate – has surprised precisely nobody in the football world except perhaps the one remaining Southampton fan who still believes in impartiality and proportionality. It started early on in Tonda Eckert’s reign, when there were early signs Saints might be on the verge of turning things around after a miserable start. At home to Coventry there was some light on-pitch handbags, the sort of thing that normally results in a strongly worded letter. Except this one was instigated by Frank Lampard, who waved his arms in a manner described by witnesses as “somewhere between an angry Italian traffic cop and a man trying to hail a bus.” Naturally, the EFL took one look at the incident and said: “Right, that’s it. Charge Southampton. The club, not the overweight toddler that started it. Obviously.” A club insider told The Hurlock Report: “We assumed it was just standard EFL bureaucracy. Like when they fine you for having the wrong font on your stadium signage. But then it kept happening.” Next up came the derby, where Southampton were somehow found guilty of failing to control their players against Portsmouth, a club who are permanently one dodgy seafood van away from a toilet disaster. Saints players were apparently breathing too aggressively in the direction of Pompey players, which the EFL deemed “provocative” and “potentially destabilising to the entire Championship ecosphere.” But the pièce de résistance came when league investigators, clearly with nothing better to do than play Football Manager: Referee Edition, spent several weeks trawling through grainy footage like the Zapruder film. Their shocking discovery? Flynn Downes had “assaulted” a Swansea player by existing in his general vicinity with mildly competitive intent. The EFL described it as “a clear and sustained campaign of non-lethal elbow-based aggression.” One EFL source, speaking on condition of anonymity because he’s terrified of his own shadow, explained the governing body’s thought process: “Look, Southampton have nice training facilities, they develop players, they occasionally play attractive football. That sort of thing makes the rest of the Championship look bad. We can’t be having that.” Roger Parkin, a 52 year old season ticket holder from Shirley, summed it up. “These things have been brewing all season. There was a pattern but no one saw it. Also look at the fixture scheduling around the FA Cup and how all the hard fixtures were miraculously scheduled after we’d had to dispatch Premier League opponents”. According to well-placed sources the EFL, it is claimed, has been running a shadow operation called “Project Keep The Saints In The Shit” since the moment they dropped out of the Premier League. EFL officials, bitter that Southampton once had money and class, have been coordinating with rival clubs through an encrypted WhatsApp group called “Lads Against The Scummers.” Every yellow card, every minor tunnel incident, every slightly robust challenge is logged, reviewed, and investigated”. When asked for comment, an EFL spokesperson said: “We treat all clubs equally. Except the ones we don’t like, like Southampton. Imagine our delight when we heard they had sent an intern to spy on Middlesbrough. Too easy”. Southampton fans, meanwhile, have responded in the traditional manner – by stoically talking about rebuild and redemption, but with their usual cynicism. Parkin went on: “At this point I’m expecting them to charge us for historical crimes. ‘No doubt they have reviewed footage from the 1990s and found Iain Dowie once looked at a referee sarcastically. Ten-point deduction. And Francis Benali’s sensational header against Leicester? Retrospectively offside.”

@RalphInUEFA Can he do it without cheating though?

I’ve cooled off. My view. Keep Tonda if the players are happy for him to stay and he doesn’t get banned. The guy is genuinely special and we wont get better. #saintsfc

@DavidGr40434506 @4EVAWHITE What the fuck do you expect? We have a limit we can spend to, they spent to it last season and basically said they will again! That’s why they are building a stadium to up the revenue. They are professionals at this sort of thing.

@4EVAWHITE No big signings. Fighting for survival again. So depressing.

So from that paraag statement is next seasons remit the same? Purely survival? I'm confused. #lufc

@MarkDyche2 @4EVAWHITE We aren’t allowed to!

@4EVAWHITE They’re just not prepared to go full “Risdale” is my interpretation!

@4EVAWHITE It’s fine. Just spelling out that there are limits to what we can spend to stop all the idiots demanding 11 mbappes by 1st June, saying that free transfers are shit or someone is only good if they cost £50m

@L_J_Gren Exactly! Time to come off Twitter for the summer I think. These fucking morons are going to do my head in. Chairman makes a positive statement thanking everyone celebrating the achievement and they’re already going mental. Yeah thanks Josh from Morley for slagging off everyone

Amount of time i see ignorant moaning fans saying owners skint, hating on yanks, hating on Aaronson, hating on Farke, you'd think they'd have the time to go learn how Squad Cost Ratio rules work, Nope, stay ignorant and stay toxic bunch of clueless bellends. #lufc

@dkaustin87 @reynolj @Mr1ting It’s not £200 million! Hull have never lost a playoff final. you missed out on a day out at Wembley and got a 4 point that is it

@dkaustin87 @reynolj @Mr1ting We did nothing against the rules. Also, our guy didn’t trespass. He was on a public road.. they literally made up a rule to fine us! Also seems like this some undercurrent of manipulation and bullying going on as well with you

@tristar_au Telling the world, your child is an antisemite is not the win you think it is and furthermore it makes you a terrible parent.

My 8 year old told me today "Did you know McDonalds supports Israel?" I said "Yes. How did you find that out?" She said one of her friends at school told her. She said "I don't want to go to McDonalds anymore" Proud of her