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at urgent care in miami seeing if they do fake boobs

Ten years ago today.

I love it when a dinner date turns into drinks at another venue. That’s when you know you’re about to have the most romantic 3 months you’ve ever experienced.

the tsa line at jfk is so long it has now merged with the cronut line in soho

Everyone should break up so we can all start over

I need a scathing autobiography from one of the Duggar sisters in our lifetime

if AI wasn’t evil and destroying the planet I would have a ring camera inside my apartment so it could surveil me and tell me where the fuck i put my airpod case

loving what’s going on over at cosmopolitan rn

partiful has become a biological warfare weapon released onto the people of new york city

using my overheating charging phone as a hand warmer in my apartment

the hours before my nail appointment i feel like im about to go turn myself into jail

@eunoiamila thank you me too

i think about this tweet a lot

when you get on raya and realize you actually do like men again

Lent and Ramadan starting tomorrow

ripping the stems off of my valentine’s day roses like asparagus

My favorite AOTY winning moment in last decade You just know that she won it purely because of its quality since how often they give it to the most successful album commercially when the album barely debuted with 50k sales or had Billboard Hot 100 entry

i am a junk drawer in the form of a beautiful girl

bitches aren’t anti ai enough for me

these commercials have been very dystopian like they’re soft launching the hunger games

i’d actually rather have someone smoke crack next to me on the subway than pick their nose

i know i have a type B parent because the driver’s side airbag in my car is disconnected and my dad said its “still fine to drive around for a few weeks”