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“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it” - George Carlin

@LindseyGrahamSC Just shameful. What an embarrassment to the country. Do you not have any integrity? Also, you do understand that if they became additional states, the majority vote Democrat and your party would never hold the executive again?

My only thought today as the states’ electoral votes were listed off: they skipped Canada. We’ll fix that next time!

The wildest thing about off the wall conspiracy theorists isn't that there's no conspiracy. There is. It just isn't about population control, or lizards, or whatever the fuck. It's just straight up the rich doing what they've always done: protect themselves, gaslight the poor 1/

Republicans are now trying to shift taxes from the wealthy to the middle class by imposing a 30% national sales tax on everything you buy— groceries, cars, homes, health care, tuition. They’re calling it the “Fair Tax Act” because they think taxes on the wealthy are unfair.

Alito did it and we all fuckin know it.

@zillowgonewild That master bedroom IS a fireplace

@zillowgonewild "bit of a fixer upper"

@ServSafe As someone who has been servsafe certified, and had worked in the restaurant industry for ~15 years, it was a shock to me you lobby against the people you to serv. Frankly, its a disgrace and I feel like I have been betrayed being forced to pay your organization $ to work. Shame!

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@realTuckFrumper Autocorrect error but I'll take it.

@realTuckFrumper That guys face is a cringe against humanity

North Dakota Republican floats fining transgender people $1,500 if they use 'wrong' pronouns dlvr.it/Sh5m6G

Me: Has plans to pack my bag (going out of town today) and play video games while partner is driving her daughter to her dad's Partner: While I'm gone, take these bones out of the oven, make this bone broth, take down the Christmas tree and clean the fridge. 🙄

twitter should add a feature where it shows if your tweet was viewed by elon musk when you call him a piece of shit

the view data for tweets is not aggregate in the raw API call. you can see a full list of everyone who has viewed any tweet lmao

Trump tried to turn Truth Social into Twitter but instead Elon Musk turned Twitter into Truth Social.

@podesta_lesley @elonmusk Not that astonishing when you realize he was already going to find a CEO.

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

That tweet followed by this ‘pretend’ poll asking if he should step down as CEO to save the embarrassment. Remember that Saudi Prince @Alwaleed_Talal invested $1.89 Billion and Qatar @QIA about $400 Million in Twitter. They are the real Power at Twitter. I have spoken.

@_Dharmabum_ Really nailed the height in that gif

@_Dharmabum_ I asked him if he was having a moment of self reflection. So, that means I may or may not get banned. 🤷

@elonmusk Having a moment of self reflection?

Those who want power are the ones who least deserve it

Real time thread of journalists being banned from this platform. So much for free speech.

The amount of spam followers on Twitter has soared.