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@Polymarket “Me Mile Island” ☢️

@LinusEkenstam Waiting for the T-1000

You've been fooled. I can finally share this. T-800 is undeniably real. Regardless of what prominent CEO's of US based Robotics companies have been saying. Regardless of community notes here on X. EngineAI, is breaking new grounds, trolling trolls What a time to be alive.

@pk_iv “Please enjoy each meeting equally, and not show preference for any over the others”

The meeting room setup at Reinvent is so dystopian. Feels like I’m in the B2B SaaS version of Severance.

BREAKING: Sugars essential for life have been found in pristine asteroid Bennu samples collected by NASA’s OSIRIS-REx spacecraft. Combined with previous detections of amino acids and nucleobases, we see that life’s ingredients were widespread throughout the solar system: go.nasa.gov/48MTu9i More on the study led by Yoshihiro Furukawa of @TohokuUniPR⤵️

@OrhanErgunCCDE Fun Fact: All SOCs must have multiple flat screens on the wall to show alerts. Additionally every desk/workstation needs a minimum of two screens. Without a pew-pew map your SOC in not effective against the deep packets.

A Security Operations Center (SOC) is the team responsible for monitoring, detecting, analyzing, and responding to cybersecurity threats, 24/7. While a NOC focuses on network uptime and performance, the SOC is all about security, protecting systems, users, and data from attacks, breaches, or suspicious activity. SOC analysts work with tools like SIEM, threat intelligence feeds, log data, and behavior analytics to spot anomalies that might indicate a threat, even before an attack fully happens. From malware outbreaks to insider threats, the SOC is the frontline defense team keeping the digital side of the business safe. IT professionals, network, systems, cloud, or app teams should understand what the SOC does and how it ties into the bigger security picture. #security #cybersecurity #orhanergun #IT #internet #informationtechnology

@ana_analytics_ @ivan_bezdomny “Vale Tudo” vibes

Yes, that is my forearm post match at the Naga grappling jiu jitsu tournament in Miami last weekend. I will let the bite marks speak for themselves. 🎥 @ivan_bezdomny Occurred while opponent was flat on her stomach. Opponent is a brown belt, who is also about 20 pounds bigger than me. (am only mentioning that because I got the strong impression she fancied herself a bully, and I love beating up bullies). For the record, she was 100% unapologetic and said she did not do it on purpose. Amazing that this does not happen more often, if it can happen by accident. This was a one-sided match, I controlled it from the takedown. She was disqualified when I got up and the ref saw my arm. He may ref was a professional and handled this very well. He called over the head ref, who when he saw my arm said "what the f* is that?" Thankfully my arm is much better today. And yes, I have had many messages about rabbis shots 🤦🏻‍♀️ Nevertheless, this was a good experience. And as intended, a good tune-up for ADCC trials next weekend. Thank you everyone for the messages 🙏🫶🙏

@HackingDave Semper Fidelis

Young Dave after we took over Sadaam's palace ground (known as green zone now). I was one of the first Marines going in to get the desert digital cammys, all the other Marines were pissed 😂

@justt_N I thought people were in it for the hoodies.

95% of people who enter this field want to be penetration testers because they think it’s all about hacking. Actual job is so different and boring. It’s more like QA.

@HackingDave “Blood makes the grass grow” 🪖 Nothing a little 550 cord can’t fix. 🪡

Sliced my hand open drilling something (dumb mistake). Pretty deep cut - 90% chance I should probably get stitches Wife: why are you still drilling while you’re bleeding and you should go get stitches. Me: meh I’m fine. I need to finish this first. Finished drilling, was bleeding pretty good but had clot bandages, after about ten mins stopped. Super glued the skin back together, and back to normal. 🫡

@0xTib3rius It’s a really great design. Would love a high quality sticker that lasts and also waterproof so I can stick it on my Yeti. 🍶 💦

So I have a problem. This is an apparently popular sticker (DEF CON reshared it on Instagram, lmao). I have multiple people across various platforms asking to buy it. I don't want to make money off my stickers. If I set up an Etsy store, I'd also have to handle shipping and inventory and boring stuff. How do I solve this problem? 🤔

@michaelhitack @ChipotleTweets Two burritos 🌯 🌯

. @ChipotleTweets I ordered these burritos 15 minutes apart from the same store today. The one on the left I ordered in person and it’s twice the size as the one on the right (online order). My online order is always significantly smaller. Every time. Stop ripping us off.

We need to study the correlation between the intake of ranch dressing and low testosterone and sperm counts. The graph showing consumption of ranch in our society to our boys becoming soft pussies is an X. Maybe that’s why Big Ranch is hiding in that valley.

@_mrosenfield Customers

Can someone explain where this revenue comes from? Who's paying?

@endingwithali @NotionHQ @NotionStatus

hey @NotionHQ @NotionStatus - some kind of monitoring was activated by your tool on my computer. rn its just the activation of the ai note taking for meetings feature, but i want to turn this entire montoring off. how do i do this

@theXSSrat 100% yes. SOC teams are already being decimated. L1, L2 will not exist.

Do you think AI will take our jobs?

@kmcnam1 Lucid Charts for the win

Ok, fellow nerds: 1. What's your favorite software to create network/security/app diagrams? 2. Automated or manual diagram creation? Trying to figure out if there are any good automated ones out there

@CyberRobooo Does it fold clothes??? 👕 🩳

what??? $1,403😳 Beijing NOETIX Robotics is releasing an affordable humanoid robot called Bumi. I don't know what people will do with it. But the price of a computer might attract people to try it.

It’s always DNS!! Hope everyone is surviving the AWS US-East-1 outage this morning! #dns #aws