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@greg16676935420 Have you had Greg's today?

good morning to everyone except for the people it’s not morning for

@Enderman I don't know what to make of this and I've got a computer science maths exam coming up. 😭🥀

@DavidBaszucki Quiet you CLANKER. You have destroyed this platform. If you were like Lizz Trust and did absolutely nothing this platform would have been better. 🥀 Legit fuck up after fuck up for this platform, every year. Resign or fix your dumb platform.

70% of our daily active users in Australia have completed an age check as of the end of March 2026 (Australia being one of the first regions to roll out Facial Age Estimation last December). We are committed to setting the global standard for healthy, safe, and age-appropriate digital engagement, and full adoption will take time. We take the long view and look forward to watching this tech continue to scale across the industry. about.roblox.com/newsroom/2025/…

@KreekCraft Roblox just destroying everything that made it feel OG. "Remember that?" We be saying every 6-12 months, Roblox isn't Roblox, small improvements won't fix big mistakes. @Roblox Fix your platform, stop focusing on the money, you won't make more until your platform is fixed.

Roblox is replacing Roblox Premium with Roblox Plus. Not going to lie, this seems like a HUGE upgrade. - FREE private servers - 10% discount on all items (20% after three months) - Send Robux to friends with 0 fees about.roblox.com/newsroom/2026/…

@Helloimmorgan Wyd with lotion

It’s like lotion companies purposely make it impossible to use more than 2/3 of their bottles

@pdLucky13 You still play pd3?

I just fell to my knees in the bad dragon store on 57th avenue

Ohhhhhh

How tf did he know in 2013? What else does he know? @FBI @Gov 😭 #how #timetraveller

Corona virus....its coming

@Roblox #ROBLOX Are you fucking stupid? We spent 10 robux per clothing item to publish them. Do you have any idea how stupid taking this away from us is? If someone has a premium 1000 or more, making that much robux a month, why would they need clothing to sell?

@Helloimmorgan I'm sorry did I accidentally just cook?

@Helloimmorgan Is it morning, we haven't slept. Is it night, we haven't slept. Is it death, we haven't lived.

GOOOOOD MORNING ☀️☀️☀️

@Helloimmorgan I can smell the Instagram comments.

I want an ice cream sandwich stat

@Helloimmorgan I can smell the Instagram comments from platforms away.

@Helloimmorgan I can smell the Instagram comments from miles away.

@MrBeast Dumbest question I've ever heard. Now give me 100k as compensation so I can pay my student debt off.

If you won Beast Games would you rather take $5,000,000 upfront or $50,000 a month for life?

@Enderman I just drank 5

@Enderman Hmm?

@PAYDAYGame Nah we're breaking hearts because we couldn't steal any. 🥹

Roses are red. Alarms are tripped. Only thing we’re stealing tonight? Hearts❤️🔐 JK, I saw some money in the vault that we're going for too💰

@Kereke125 @RealSchlep Shut the fuck up you cuck. This is twitter. If you wanna grieve go do it in the box you live and shit in. It's Roblox and it's a mask made to look funny, the child dying has nothing to do with the UGCs shape and size. 🤒

@0dayez @RealSchlep Yes you are going to hell you are the dumbest fucking kid and I hope you suffer and get into accident lol who the hell says "Ohh I laughed but RIP kid though" you fat incels are in a rude awakening soon enough.

Roblox banned the item but didn't remove the creator who made an item making fun of a dead child