kiji

people actually tell their parents about their fandoms?? 😭

"how did you not know i was flirting" i used to get asked out as a prank in middle school im sorry

tool is penis music for uncles

I got high a shit one night and watched this video for 15 minutes

See my question is why don’t they just break his scrawny rabbit ass in half. Why are they all just standing there.

don’t want to be that person that just reposts but my tl too good

The Amazing Digital Circus is just an average physical circus to a guy like me.

Coyle.

*gulp* erm well hello ladies… 😅 ehehehe… (wall explodes, screaming) (Two Yōkai (Japanese for monster) crash into the Church’s Chicken having sensed my special aura) Tch… Why now of all times? Looks like I have no choice (right eye begins glowing red)

got mad playing baldi

it's whose. whose pussy is this.

Favorite guy on Instagram right now is this old dude who posts POV videos of you getting violently murdered and then sometimes plays Jazz

dick gumshoe when pussy candyheel walks in man idk

Got in the car with my dad and my phone automatically connected to the speakers. He thought I was watching porn.

can confirm

i am whatever the opposite of a cinephile is i love stupid movies I love rewatching them a million times i love never having seen the godfather