Dami A.

The women in my life though! They have come all the way through for me this week. I asked and now I’m inundated with resources (in a good way). Yep, I’m doing it...I’ll be back to report it in a few months!

@Olufems The same cat that gave you tribal marks? Ugh! I’m so annoyed

Me: I’m not buying any more toys for my cat A few moments later: Hmmm, I think she’ll like this toy. She doesn’t have this particular one. This one will help her teething. 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

@Olufems So you cooked rubbish for my babies🤯

Good thing about cooking for kids is that they will eat the food like that… whether it tastes good or not. 🫢

@PeluTheGreat Firmly! And I’m not even shy about it anymore 😂😂

@0ludams These are 40 minus behaviours.

That’s how I’ve become “please dears, pray meditate about your problems” to colleagues because e mi ko le ma fi ejo pa…shalom dears!

I woke up to my sister calling me cashew nuts instead of peanuts….dears, my day is made and I will be behaving like a premium everything today🤣

“buhlookhoweyelooknahBITCH”

@Olufems My babe do usually listen sha! The lord be praised! 😂😂😂😂

A lot of times, I want to type “don’t be silly” on certain tweets I see but then I remember the words of my sweet girl, “don’t stain our family’s white”, so I just shake my head and move on because of a truth, some people are very silly

@ItsLizaWithAZed @zumamalicious 😂😂😂

@zumamalicious The men are not hot. Abort lol

Me: I am thinking of doing Senegal 4th quarter. SF: you will love it, just make sure your go fully single. The men are so hot and charming but not generous like Nigerian men. How come no one has ever mentioned this? Are we gatekeeping good things now?

@Olufems @IMFAfrica If you are going tag people, ask for the right number of zeros! How can both of us comfortably retire on a meager $100k?! O wrong nau

IMF, please I need $100,000… I will return it soon @IMFAfrica

@Olufems What will Aunty Azuka eat?!?!

Where’s Beyoncé when you need her?

@BettyIrabor @tosinolaseinde Me!!!

Who else is living and thriving in their season of answered prayers?

What I’ll do to have a warm bowl of Mingau right now! Curious about what happened to it, seems like no one makes it anymore 😢

It’s so refreshing to hear someone, that can easily get cancelled, say that her sauce and source is The One! 🥰

Listening to the real “fixer” Judy A. Smith!

@PeluTheGreat Thank you! Mummy Dami is giving “I’m a Lagos babe so I don’t know where to find it” 😂

@0ludams Let me ask Mama Pelu and send across to you.

Monday night banter and we’ve landed at “nnkan n be” and konsonanti arehon pe and ile oba to jo, ewa lo bu si😂😂😂

@PeluTheGreat You know this 😂😂😂…I’m looking for a book of Yoruba idioms/proverbs, do you have a plug?

@0ludams You can take the child from Ogere to DC but Ogere can never leave the child 😝

Life can be short and can also be incredibly long; either way, there’s no point in holding on to stuff.

@Olufems My second thinks I have plenty money because of our 2023 shenanigans….we move again in ‘24 😂….fake it till you make it abi

These moments and the person involved

So thankful for my mummy teaching me about having Faith as a way to live❤️…we may rack every 6 business days but she’s my forever babe🤣