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@0ogwa

bullshit asshole no one likes the tuna here

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Master Oogway
Master Oogway@0ogwa·
@NM3tals @poyotimebaybee Hahahahahah yeah they were saying it's just shredded white carrier bags because how is THAT much rice harvested and that's when I realise the world is so small to small brain people
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Roach Rancher@NM3tals·
@poyotimebaybee I knew a guy who didnt eat rice because he believed a TikTok that said all rice is actually plastic now. Society is collapsing from the inside
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Joe Lowson@JoeLowson0121·
@elonmusk @boringcompany If I delete my post, the correction gets deleted too, and people won't see the actual facts. I really don't want to spread misinformation.
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Master Oogway@0ogwa·
Why is that worth noting 😂😂😂 'a better life' being a better version of the present, like having better weather, higher salary, nicer housing and greener spaces... and not needing to spend years becoming fluent in a different language 🤣
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When Brits move to Australia for ‘a better life’ it’s worth noting that what’s actually happening is them preferring to move to the other side of the planet instead of a country in Europe and having to learn a foreign language. If they spoke German in Australia literally no Brit would move there.

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Master Oogway@0ogwa·
Smoke a bong then bro, you don't need to add grams of tobacco just to make your weed last a bit longer, with that much tobacco surely you're already in an extra £35 a week on 30g pouches? Buy 7 grams instead and you have more weed and less chest problems 🤘 Or keep doing you!
DAVEY 🤷‍♂️@davebl94

@DrewIsSharing But it’s not going to save you money because you will go through the weed faster that’s my point I can make £30 of weed last 2 weeks with tobacco without it would be gone in less than a week

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Master Oogway@0ogwa·
@bel210197 You can't explain this to a political commentator who thinks we hold the extradition rights to expats 😂
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belly@bel210197·
@0ogwa They won’t because the brits who emigrate abroad are actually a net positive economically. They go there and purchase property, spend their hard earned money there…. As opposed to being state funded. Then you add on the economic impact of the tourism on top… 🤡
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James Goddard
James Goddard@JamesPGoddard90·
👏🏻EXCELLENT NEWS👏🏻 🔹Double child KILLER Ian Huntley ATTACKED in his cell, he’s currently fighting for his life in hospital 🔹Huntley is serving life for murdering 10-year-olds Holly and Jessica in his home in Soham, Cambridgeshire in 2002.
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Master Oogway@0ogwa·
Make bellygang apologise he said it 36 times in 2 minutes
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Master Oogway@0ogwa·
Why the hell he need to apologise it can't be helped 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Master Oogway@0ogwa·
Yeah they would lol if he shouted kike or sieg heil, it would be a reactive tic He had tics throughout the award show too idk whats not registering with some people 😂😂
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Master Oogway@0ogwa·
Just to point out English population in India was 1>% when we colonised it. In a country of 90 million at the time.
GET A GRIP@docrussjackson

🚨 Muslims Taking Over the UK? An important message from Shah Lalon Amin, group director of award-winning Delhi 6 street food group, who in 2023 won the Curry King title at the inaugural Nation's Curry Awards. “I never thought I’d have to write this. But I keep seeing people say Muslims are trying to take over the UK, bring in Sharia law, or push the country toward civil war. And I know some of that fear feels real. So I’m speaking plainly, not to argue, not to attack, just to bring this back to reality. This is not a Muslim-majority country. It is a parliamentary democracy and a country with Christian heritage. Laws are made by elected representatives. Muslims make up around 6–7% of the population in a country of roughly 70 million people. There is no legal, political, or demographic pathway for replacing British law with any religious law. That isn’t secretly unfolding. It isn’t slowly building. It isn’t a hidden long-term plan. The average Muslim in Britain does not spend their time plotting political change. There are no secret strategy meetings. No takeover conversations. No coordinated agenda. And no, we don’t have some secret WhatsApp group discussing who’s arriving by boat next week. The only WhatsApp groups we have are about exam results, family gossip, and who’s bringing dessert for Ramadan. When Muslims get together, the conversations are painfully ordinary. Football results. Who’s top of the league. Ronaldo vs Messi debates. The cost of living. Mortgage rates. Trump being unpredictable. Children’s school reports. Business worries. Holiday plans. During Ramadan, it’s fasting and food. That’s the reality. That’s because we are British, our daily lives look very similar to the average person in this country. What people call “Sharia courts” in the UK are religious councils that mostly deal with marriage and divorce paperwork or mediation. They cannot override British courts. They cannot enforce criminal punishments. They cannot replace Parliament. If anything conflicts with UK law, UK law wins every single time. It’s no different in principle from Jewish Beth Din courts that handle religious matters within British law. Religious arbitration exists under the legal system. It does not replace it. Yes, many asylum arrivals are young men. Dangerous journeys are often made by the strongest family member first so they can seek safety and claim asylum and if approved, reunite with their families legally. This pattern has been seen throughout migration history. Wanting secure borders is reasonable. Wanting efficient processing is reasonable. Criminal behaviour should be punished. But that’s immigration policy, not proof of a coordinated religious invasion. Sometimes I hear people say, “We want our country back,” or “We just want to protect our country.” I understand that feeling. Wanting safety, stability, and a sense of identity isn’t wrong. But Britain hasn’t been taken. It hasn’t been stolen. It’s still here. Its laws, institutions, culture, and democracy are intact. Protecting a country doesn’t mean hating your neighbours, it means upholding fairness, rule of law, and shared values. There is no secret Muslim lobby running Westminster. British Muslims are not politically unified, do not vote as one bloc, and do not answer to a central authority. Most British Muslims are doing what everyone else is doing: working, paying taxes, raising children, worrying about bills, hoping their kids succeed, wanting safe streets and a stable country. We don’t want to change Britain into something else. We are part of Britain. You can want law and order. You can want borders controlled. You can want your country protected. That’s fair. But if anti-Muslim panic exists on your screen and nowhere in your real life, that’s not society—that’s an algorithm selling you fear.” 🇬🇧

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Master Oogway@0ogwa·
@theashrb It's a collab with the Marley estate??? Did you want them to use his face instead
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The ONLY country on this planet without red, white or blue in its flag and red keeps creeping into everything 😕 this kit doesn’t even look that unique.
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