Ben

Bumping this, like a dog nudging you with its nose when you stop petting it (but much less cute)

Think I’m one of the last ones into the lifeboats - come and say hello over at the other place (0point5twins.bsky.social) or use this as a chance to finally break free

@ViolasDisguise Haha - nudges the total up to 5 this year I think… so more bi-monthly

FRAUD PREVENTION: if you enthusiastically describe a film / podcast / documentary and someone says they’ll “add it to the list”, ask to both see the list and watch them add it

@bea_ker Haha! [life flashing before eyes on deathbed, but that scene stubbornly lingering for longer than any other major milestones]

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - they’re a Womble - the 5th of November

@Dyson4Tea Probably going to be forced to choose tactically

@0point5twins But which side will you choose?!

Just had my vote changed by a last-minute campaign leaflet #GeneralElection2024

@bea_ker This is what my autocorrect calls you

The silence from @Tesco on this attempted scam is deafening

Nice try @Tesco, but if you want to see it you’ll have to subscribe to my OnlyFans like everyone else

I never realised how far Bernard Cornwell expanded the character universe

It’s that time of year again. One of the finest Christmas performances of all time by @jeremylion youtu.be/ugv1Ug4U-zs?fe…

@ViolasDisguise I’m sure this still looked a lot classier / neater than my efforts with proper paper

Another strong showing on this year’s wrapping

@XantheBearman Long time lurker, first time (lately) poster

@0point5twins Oi Oi! 👋

CAREER TIP: ask colleagues if they’ve “heard the rumours this week” Best case, you learn office gossip. Worst case, you’re trapped in a lie about being an overzealous Fleetwood Mac fan.

The live-action remake of ratatouille is a lot darker than I was expecting

@sam_bambs @ViolasDisguise Haha, I bet you say that to all the boys

@ViolasDisguise @0point5twins 👀

Jimmy Nail, MC Hammer, and Chaka Demus & Pliers walk into a bar, and I haven’t worked out the rest of the joke yet