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BAGDAD feels like an alternative guitar tuning

@AbdulCarterMVP Ah yes the March playoffs

I hate to sound like a debbie downer but the Knicks have not shown me that they can be a championship contender whatsoever.

"Me I never lost to the Knicks since I been in the league" –– Nic Claxton now 0-14 vs Knicks since this

@MurrayHillGuy1 This generation is cooked. So soft.

My boy is 6’1, in insane shape (1:27 NYC half), good job, actually funny… and has completely tapped out of dating. Got his heart broken once a year ago and just never came back the same. Hasn’t been on a date or done anything in like 8 months. Now it’s just video games, bars with the boys, and “it is what it is.” He refuses to talk to women when out, says dating apps are “cooked” (not wrong), and basically just thinks women are the issue. I’ve tried to help several times, but what can we do?

@brightafia 45-60 minutes is plenty

I spend up to 2 hours in the gym. I'm still shocked how people spend 30–45 minutes and then go home.

@brightafia @mikesnapejr Because it’s not necessary

@mikesnapejr Why ?

@FinFreedom414 A would be fun for a week. But my whole life? I’ll stick with B and it’s not close.

Imagine you had to choose your life at age 40: Option A: Single. No kids. $10M net worth. Travel anywhere. Total freedom. Quiet house. Quiet holidays. Option B: Married. 3 kids. $1M net worth. Drive a Toyota. Chaos every morning. Loud house. Full dinner table. Be honest, which life are you choosing?

@BROOKLYNx7EVEN Never quit

Playoffs next month & I have no idea what the Knicks’ identity is

Without saying anything… how long have you been playing video games? Reply with a GIF.

Lately I’ve been using books as coasters

@Matt_Pinner Would be hard.

If someone paid you $300,000 to not have a single drop of alcohol for a year, would you do it?

Two losses and everyone freaks out again. 😂 Daddy, chill

@BretWeinstein You voted for—at best—a womanizing egomaniacal criminal grifter. Yes, you do.

I don’t owe anyone an apology for supporting Trump. No one does. The Democrats didn’t run a credible candidate. They ran two insults to our intelligence. It was a de facto coup—rule by a cabal of advisors. Voting Trump was a patriotic duty even if a cabal now seems to control him

@MarshallGreen_ Let’s make it 7

6 first round picks for Mikal Bridges I will never get over it

@ChrisWickNews lol at *this* being the last straw

I voted for Donald Trump because he felt like the lesser of two evils. I didn’t want Joe Biden or Kamala Harris continuing what I believed was corruption and chaos. Trump promised no new wars. He promised to end wars. He promised America First. That’s why I supported him. But now? We’re watching conflicts escalate. Billions sent overseas. Military aid flowing to Israel and Ukraine. Meanwhile Americans are struggling to buy groceries. Veterans are homeless. Families are drowning in debt. Where is America First? I didn’t vote for more foreign entanglements. I voted for peace. I voted for prosperity at home. That’s why I’m disappointed. That’s why I’m upset. And that’s why I can’t support him anymore.

@BlackFenelon @ShooterMcGavin Wut

@ShooterMcGavin If this is an issue you may have moved the clock the wrong way

Parents trying to stay up past 8 after losing an hour of sleep this weekend

@Charlygotyou Kind of. You had a curfew or had to be home by dinner. But until then, you disappeared with your friends.

Stranger Things has me wondering.. in the 80s did most kids have this freedom to just run around at all hours of the day and night?

@SbondyNBA 7:30/8

Trying to settle an argument: Flight leaves at 9:45 a.m. It takes 30 minutes to get to the airport. What time do you leave the hotel?

@BenStiller Absolutely wrecking Denver at home. OG going bananas, threes, reverse jams. It’s a clinic.

I am not near a viewing source… what’s going on… Knicks up…?

@Espngreeny X. Knicks. Better team.

Jayson Tatum played far longer and looked much better than I would have imagined possible. Tremendous return, in every way. #Celtics are the team to beat in the East, without question.