0xAlvi

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

not my best year (part 2) but alhamdulillah i learned something

25//12//25

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Airdrop Farmer Translator 📖 > ​Community First = VCs dump first, you get the dust > ​Snapshot Not Taken = Snapshot was taken 6 months ago, keep working for free > ​Mainnet Beta = The code is broken, please deposit your life savings > ​Sybil Resistant = We are banning real users because their IP address changed once > ​Governance Token = Worthless coin that lets you vote on things we will ignore > ​Incentivized Testnet = You are an unpaid intern ​TGE Soon = Q4 2026 (maybe) > ​Organic Growth = We have $0 marketing budget > ​Points System = Black Mirror social credit score for degens > ​Claim Live = Gas fees are currently $150 > ​Anti Bot Measures = You need to scan your iris and give us your DNA > ​Fair Launch = The team snipped 80% of the supply in block 0 > ​Bridge to L2 = Pay $30 in ETH gas to move $5 ​Active Discord Member = You typed GM and WAGMI 5,000 times like a robot > ​Linear Vesting = You will receive $0.40 every month for 3 years > ​Strategic Partnership = Two dying projects retweeting each other > ​Utility = You can stake the token to earn more of the worthless token > ​Roadmap Update = We are delaying the launch again > ​KYC Required = The IRS would like to know your location > ​Phase 1 Complete = We ran out of money > ​Ecosystem Rewards = We are paying influencers, not you > ​Strict Eligibility Criteria = Only the founder friends qualified > ​Network Congestion = Our blockchain can only handle 3 transactions per second > ​Galxe Quest = Follow 50 Twitter accounts you will mute immediately > ​Leaderboard = A list of people with more money than you > ​Mystery Box = Contains a common NFT worth $0.0001 > ​Early Adopter = Exit liquidity > ​Referral Program = Pyramid scheme with extra steps > ​Gas Refund = We will pay you back in a token that will drop 99% > ​Multi Chain Future = Now you can get rekt on 5 different blockchains > ​DAO Vote = The whale with 1 million tokens decides everything > ​Claim Window: 24 Hours = We hope you are asleep so we can keep the tokens > ​Surprise Airdrop = Sent to 10 wallets, 9 belong to the dev Bookmark this 🔖 for the next time a founder tries to gaslight you.

@0xbadrus saatnya mancing bersama bg wkwkwkwk

emng paling bener mancingg cuy

@PocongSableng lah sama bg ilang 50 wkwkwkw

fix garapan ribet ajg subuh2 tiba2 ilang 200

THE SHIBUYA ARC INCIDENT IRL 🔥😅

@beeman_nl @solana old but gold

Who of you used this as their first @solana wallet?

@citterxbt @serpinxbt @ethos_network nice thread bg citter

Women: Men have NO fear the fear:

>be stock investor >wake up richer each day >be crypto gambler >develop mental illness

@HsakaTrades gm

slurped a little

@satyaXBT wihh HBD bang satyaa, semoga semakin sukses kedepan nyaa

Alhamdulillah tambah tua wkwkw

@0xRevo alamakkk ntar jadi zombie bandung

@0xAlvi Kirain 800 day tanpa ngasah batang tengah malam 🥲

finally 800 days

@Zeedfx6 yang mana kocak

@0xAlvi Streak yang itu ada ga?

@axsentri gilaaa bang semoga bisa konsisten nyampe sgitu jugaa

Finally 1841 days