the architect

@dieworkwear not only that — they tell you that all of the little white American men "scurry to them like rats" before groping you and saying it's consensual

they make you do this when you get a bespoke suit

@thechosenberg Also isn't this basically the plot of the hit movie Click? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Click_(20…

@thechosenberg I wish there were autosave checkpoints before relationship arguments

There’s no better feeling than accidentally forgetting to save a file, losing your work, then finding an autosaved version you can recover

@Aella_Girl I once told my (now ex) girlfriend that she was "pretty, but not super model pretty" and she still rants about it to this day

me and bf cuddling in bed last night, bonding over twitter freaking out about our relationship, discussing being pretty or not. he's like 'idk sometimes you're pretty, sometimes you're uggo' me: ...am i uggo right now? him: a lil yea me: but wait you said i was pretty like an hour ago him: yea but now your skin has a sweat sheen me: i put moisturizer on him: yea u look like a bad 3d render. me: ...this is what you mean when you say not that pretty??

@growing_daniel tfw your friend tells you about smoking crack and fucking obama

I’m in the arena, smoking crack and having sex with Obama

Every crypto anon after watching the market for the past 12 months

@RedPandaXBT @gainzy222 more forehead

@gainzy222 What did she get out of this????

He’s BitMan now

@warobusiness @gainzy222 More than looks, less than eyebrows

@gainzy222 I know relationships are more than just looks but yea. I understand

@coinfessions that's like, 2 more econ degrees than you should have for crypto tbh

I have 2 degrees in Econ and have applied for over 1000 roles over the last 3 years. I haven’t had any breakthroughs despite my passion for Econ / Finance / Crypto. I don’t even know what to do anymore.

Stopped caring to check at 6 months, but 18 months later it's true

ah, the classic "won't change a bit" in the acquisition announcement I give it six months until gem.xyz redirects to opensea.io

@p8stie this is maybe the dumbest shit I've ever read

@TiffanyFong_ No, that’s female

this is retarded

@celestenantel I finna hit This one’s a banger tho

@thechosenberg He’s going to get cucked by a CNC fetishist

This sounds like a stable dynamic

@Aella_Girl True — the people who hold chastity as a virtue tend to find each other The rest of us are in a metaphorical (although sometimes literal) fuckpile

all the dudes i know with high bodycounts, tend to be mostly banging women who have high bodycounts. it's less 'preying on wholesome, virginal women' and more 'all the sluts are in a giant slutcloud fucking each other'

@Jason looks like a woman in an unstable place from a wild and recent past to me

What is this elegant style of surfing I keep seeing the ladies doing called? It’s mesmerizing! twitter.com/InnovationHack…

@The4thWayYT One must imagine Sisyphus attached to his relation to the boulder

Guy who’s enlightened but chooses to form attachments and suffer anyway.

@Akoustiik @p8stie Yeah not every woman wants a Stanley Kowalski or a Tom Buchanan and that’s totally valid

@0xArchitectus @p8stie Well these uh..."low-t men" be doing the damn thing so ..

@tresterese As an Italian, this has me ugly crying

Marinara taste testing thread! I was feeling a bit overwhelmed by the large selection of pasta sauces at my local grocery store. So I decided to blind taste test 15 different brands of marinara. Here are some conclusions, ratings, tasting notes, and a little on the how

@babydontshirtme @credenzaclear2 Daaaamn, he THICC

@credenzaclear2 I'm 5' 11" and when I was in shape I was like 200. Omw back to that weight now