0xCollins

If I say I’m locked in, that’s true, but even that doesn’t fully convey the depth of dedication and precision at play.

@crystabelnnamdi 😂

This is where my ptsd for double texting and showing that I care, came from. Thank God for delivering me from the sons of Satan.

@A_Feranmi @Dontee___ @usetimon Congratulations my chief

I just joined the @usetimon team, creators of the only app you need to pay and stay connected when you travel. I’m joining full-time as Director of Growth. But lowkey, I’ve been here. As part-time advisor this past year, we: 1. Grew the user base 10x 2. Scaled average transaction value 5x 3. Grew revenue by 10x (the ops team cooked, I just set the table) Now full-time? We’re just getting started. Next up, rapid expansion across 20+ African countries and into Latin America, starting with Brazil. The product team has been on beast mode so far to ensure this happens.

2004 was a good year, but your Gmail address doesn't need to be stuck in it. To say goodbye to v0t3f0rp3dr02004@gmail.com or mrbrightside416@gmail.com (or whatever you were into at the time), go to your Google Account settings and choose any name available. You'll keep your old username and you can sign in with both.

@bigbrutha_ But GSI mandates already exist , just to be sure, how exactly is Mono Sweep different or an improvement over that?

Yh mono just solved one of lenders biggest headaches

@lover_of_Wizkid @Onsogbu Where you are based

@Onsogbu The filing is it based on ur state or where you’re based Like am from Anambra but am based in Delta

For your tax filing, this is an alphabetical list of State IRS websites and emails. 1. Abia State — Website/Portal: app.abiapay.com/login?error=se… 2. Adamawa State — Website/Portal: adirs.net 3. Akwa Ibom State — Website/Portal: akirs.up-ng.com 4. Anambra State — Website/Portal: tax.services.an.gov.ng 5. Bauchi State — Website/Portal: birs.bu.gov.ng 6. Bayelsa State — Website/Portal: bir.by.gov.ng 7. Benue State — Website/Portal: birs.be.gov.ng 8. Borno State — Website/Portal: birs.bo.gov.ng/home/ 9. Cross River State — Website/Portal: crirs.ng 10. Delta State — Website/Portal: deltairs.com 11. Ebonyi State — Website/Portal: tax.ebsirb.eb.gov.ng 12. Edo State — Website/Portal: eirs.gov.ng 13. Ekiti State — Website/Portal: ekitistaterevenue.com 14. Enugu State — Website/Portal: irs.en.gov.ng/home 15. Gombe State — Website/Portal: irs.gm.gov.ng 16. Imo State — Website/Portal: iirs.im.gov.ng 17. Jigawa State — Website/Portal: jsirs.org.ng 18. Kaduna State — Website/Portal: kdsgirs.gov.ng 19. Kano State — Website/Portal: kirs.gov.ng 20. Katsina State — Website/Portal: irs.kt.gov.ng 21. Kebbi State — Website/Portal: irs.kb.gov.ng/etax/eregistra… 22. Kogi State — Website/Portal: irs.kg.gov.ng Email: info@kirs.kg.gov.ng 23. Kwara State — Website/Portal: irs.kw.gov.ng 24. Lagos State — Website/Portal (filing): etax.lirs.net (main site: lirs.gov.ng) 25. Nasarawa State — Website/Portal: irs.na.gov.ng 26. Niger State — Website/Portal: ngsirs.gov.ng Email: info@ngsirs.gov.ng 27. Ogun State — Website/Portal: ogirs.ogunstate.gov.ng 28. Ondo State — Website/Portal: odirs.ng Email: contactus@odirs.ng 29. Osun State — Website/Portal: irs.os.gov.ng Email: info@oirs.ng 30. Oyo State — Website/Portal: bir.oyostate.gov.ng 31. Plateau State — Website/Portal: psirs.gov.ng 32. Rivers State — Website/Portal: riversbirs.gov.ng 33. Sokoto State — Website/Portal: irs.sk.gov.ng 34. Taraba State — Website/Portal: tarababir.gov.ng Email: info@tarababir.gov.ng 35. Yobe State — Website/Portal: irs.yb.gov.ng Email: contact@irs.yb.gov.ng 36. Zamfara State — Website/Portal: irs.zm.gov.ng Email: contact@irs.zm.gov.ng (or info@irs.zm.gov.ng) FCT (Abuja) — Website/Portal: fctirs.gov.ng (self-service) Email: info@fctirs.gov.ng (or contactus@fctirs.gov.ng)

I like the name “sweep” 😂 Sweeping every kobo

My dear front-end developers (and anyone who’s interested in the future of interfaces): I have crawled through depths of hell to bring you, for the foreseeable years, one of the more important foundational pieces of UI engineering (if not in implementation then certainly at least in concept): Fast, accurate and comprehensive userland text measurement algorithm in pure TypeScript, usable for laying out entire web pages without CSS, bypassing DOM measurements and reflow

@lifeofdanel @Last_Iteration Dem no wan learn the rubrics 😅…. They will pay trough their nose for bare minimum 😅

@Last_Iteration Anybody wey no wan DIY, go understand why we dey push make people learn stuff.

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@lifeofdanel Na this level I wan reach 😂

@lifeofdanel @imoteda Lmaooo 😂, Garri no need advert

@imoteda Sure, the decision is yours :)

Meanwhile me that I asked the question, I know exactly what I need and what I need it for and I've also left room for more power usage than actually needed. I'm not joining a telegram group to discuss solar energy plis

@imoteda Sorry, that telegram group has a wealth of knowledge you definitely would need if you would start using solar After your first installation it seem like the end, then you discover you need to optimise/upgrade, later on you discover you need to automate your setup and it goes on

@Ameerah_Adamu_ Oh, check now

@0xCollins I can’t message you😭🤲

@benawoks @Dontee___ They should “rethink” their model, Says Ben on Twitter without an inkling of an idea of what their books looks like, or their financial projections You all marvel me

I hear you tosin. But for how long? Jumia has been around for well over 13 years. It took Amazon 9 years to reach consistent profitability. Jumia is running out of time. They have to rethink the model.

@TonamiPlayman Imagine streeet filled with of individuals reselling power independently 😂

Proposing people sell power to their communities without a grid. OK. ..And Free market. LOL🤣🤣

@Dum3bi @marvincuche Konga has over 20 physical retail stores across Nigeria, with stocked shelves ready for walk-in customers.

Different businesses model. Yemi is an e-commerce, marketing and logistics business. Physical locations and inventory is a totally different game. It’s like asking Jumia to do the same. Konga tried it. Didn’t work. It’s easier for a store chain to scale by going online than for an online chain to scale by going offline…. Imagine Uber owning taxis, or Chowdeck opening restaurants

Temu should buy all the Shoprite spaces and stock things there.

Business Dey sweet for calculator

@ubondesigner @EKEDP Welcome to the good side 🙌👏

From 0-2hours of EKEDC power a day to 24/7 energy from the sun. Installed a full solar system in my flat. The best investment I’ve made this year. If you’re tired of darkness in Lagos, solar is the way. Dear @EKEDP, you can keep your ‘load shedding.’ I’ve shed YOU. Signed, a free man in Lagos

@Iamkingsleyf I have checked, the locations is available

@0xCollins Where are you relocating to? If it’s an already filled state, that might pose a challenge

Has anyone here successfully relocated their Starlink from one city to another (e.g., Lagos to Abuja)? If so, could you please share the steps involved in moving and setting it up at the new location?