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Most people are using AI tools like toys. But frameworks like OpenClaw can actually run autonomous money-making workflows. 🦞 Here are 4 powerful ways to use OpenClaw — from market monitoring to automated content engines. Bookmark this thread, you're going to need it. 🧵

@aaronp613 What was the issue with the ild one

🚨 New in iOS 26.4: 🚨 Improved keyboard accuracy when typing quickly

@RoundtableSpace I will be soft launching an AI tool for influencers and consumers alike. Can’t say much now but I look forward to seeing what everyone thinks.

What are you currently building?

@1ssve Sure buddy

Instagram is dying because the age of the influencer is dying.

@aibytekat Did your therapist also tell you to write threads without disclosing that this is a thread?

I told my therapist: “I feel like I’m running out of time to build the life I want.” She didn’t even ask why. She just looked at me gently and said:

@Forty1_0 People will just complain about anything these days

@creepydotorg If that thing catches fire we are all going for a ride

Cannabis growing naturally in the Himalayas.

@nikitabier Bro finding the ‘kill bots’ button

@elonmusk Are they gonna race to the finish?

By this weekend, xAI will have three Grok Build models in training simultaneously

@sweatystartup How much longer will the AI spree last? By far the longest bubble we have ever seen

Ford shutting down Electric Vehicle production. Meta shutting down Virtual Reality investment. Only a matter of time until companies pull way back on Artificial Intelligence.

@IGGYAZALEA Pull up

Ask and you shall receive!

@CuriosityonX That’s a gold puffer jacket. Good try though

🚨: This is the surface of the Sun, the most detailed image ever taken.

@Cobratate I doubt that’s something you need to be worried about.

How do I block all tweets from women?

@samwcyo It rooted your Xiaomi into oblivion

Asked Claude to root my Xiaomi 17 Pro Max. Did not go well.

@elonmusk @grok what do you think?

What are your initial impressions of Grok 4.20? Major upgrades are still landing every week.

@gothburz That’s a very long way to call yourself a degen

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

@ihxrtlxy Most unnecessary piece of apple hardware after the magic mouse

Ok maybe there are some regrets

@nikitabier @grok did they disable you?

The fortress we are building—and the layers of redundancy—to protect the platform against the AI Slopacalypse will seem obvious in a few months. Whether we use every tool in our toolkit is TBD, but it would be negligent to not have them ready.

@iamlukethedev Feels like watching your kid graduate school. Can’t wait to see this in action.

Guys… I’m almost done. Claw3D is running. I’m testing everything right now. Just bought a brand new Mac Mini to do a clean OpenClaw install for final testing. No shortcuts. Fresh setup. If everything goes well… this goes live tonight. Just for you guys. After all these late nights… this feels unreal. 🙏

@elonmusk Damn I missed one day and come back to an AI brawl.

Btw, the proceeds of any legal victory in the OpenAI case will be donated to charity. I will in no way enrich myself.

Earth review: - Takes 3 years to unlock voice chat - Tutorial takes 18 years - Banned at level 60-80 - Can't respawn - Pay to win - Signing up takes 9 months - Can't choose your own server or username Good graphics lagging sometimes - Last battle royal 1930-1945, new one soon