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@tijuanataxiband @chad_less @NOTrateyrmusic

@chad_less @NOTrateyrmusic ok fine Scaruffi's then

the easiest way to radicalize someone is to have them live in an apartment building a petulant recluse moved in down the hall. any attempts at an introduction or a cordial "hey, how are things?" were swiftly dismissed with a shallow hand-wave and a piercing glare, leading to many awkward elevator rides. after he had finished moving in, he left his dolly out in the hallway—a 29lb 18" x 22" x 48" utility dolly with 8" solid rubber flat-free tires, an ergonomic handle for easy one- or two-handed control, made in the land of the free and rented from u-haul. the hallway is a classic common resource, shared by all the residents on the floor. anyone can use it freely. for an individual like this anchorite, it's convenient to leave behind a bit of trash, personal items, or anything else that encroaches on the space. building management employs a rather interesting assortment of cleaning services (that deserves its own tweet in and of itself) however they are not "authorized" to move any items out of the hallway. so, the dolly remains. days passed. life moved on, but the dolly's placement in the hallway remained constant. sometimes, it would fall over and block the way for an elderly couple that also lived on my floor. something had to be done. reports to building management were fruitless (fucking NPCs) and so i was left to deal with this pagan all by a myself. out of disgust, i moved the dolly to block their door—a clear impediment and reminder of their transgressions against the commons. and they would move it back. every. single. time. one day, i took a closer look at the dolly and noticed a rather large sticker on the 7" x 14" base plate. for whatever reason, they had decided to rent the dolly instead of purchasing it outright. its rental incurred a daily cost. light bulbs started going off in my megamind—hiding the dolly would incur financial penalties for the big baby bitch that far outweigh any inconveniences caused by the dolly being left in the hallway. the plan was simple: hide the dolly. the time is nigh. at two fifty seven in the morning, i embarked on my clandestine mission. i carefully grabbed the dolly, with a grip rivaling that of the neanderthal kid holding timothy, my class pet from the second grade. with the power of a thousand suns, i lifted the dolly with a perfect front raise form and crept to the stairwell. i made my descent, eventually reaching the door to the roof. using my hand-dandy, perfectly legal flipper zero (trudeau u idiot lol u shouldv never let me buy this thing), the door was unlocked. i stowed the dolly in an innocuous location on the roof amidst leftover supplies from the recent construction. mission success. the commons was saved, and the lovely elderly couple could roam freely to and from the elevator. weeks passed. fast forward to this morning, my hermit crab neighbour was complaining to the front desk about an invoice he had received from u-haul. he was furious, claiming management had moved his dolly. i caught his line of sight as i walked passed. he turned frantically, asking if i had seen the dolly. i swiftly dismissed his inquiry with a shallow hand-wave and a piercing glare. kino.

I'm tired of lying. I'm tired of abstractions. I want to know more about what the *real* Solana looks like So, I sat down with @deanmlittle to chat about what it means to talk directly to the machine when everyone else is talking past it Available on the @heliuslabs blog

@0xFrisk same brother

the past 3 months has changed my perspective on life in so many ways both for the better and the worse but it’s all lead to me finally getting an understanding of who i am, and what i want to be for me, it revolves around one simple goal become the best version of myself.

@0xIchigo As an alcoholic I approve this message

They always ask, “Ichigo, how are you so hydrated?” He’s always hydrated. He drinks at unprecedented levels. We’ve never seen a drinker like him. The secret? Guinness. God’s nectar. His divine swamp water from the Emerald Isle. Drink copious amounts. Go into debt if you have to

Just got cited by the White House, AMA

@0xFrisk Got check some wallets when I get home jfc

if you put $100 into $GP a month ago you’d have $100k right now 🤯🤯🤯

@phantom @monad_xyz @ humblerat

this account is a testnet MON faucet now reply with your Phantom username and @monad_xyz will send you some tokens

@DuckRaptor89465 @ConejoCapital @KaminoFinance you have to burn your vSTRUMP under part of the site where it says you have party round tokens and then claim your STRUMP as it releases (10% initially and then the rest over 90 days)

@ConejoCapital @KaminoFinance Where are my tokens? I bought 1 sol worth of strump I have nothing on my wallet.

can anyone connect me with @KaminoFinance i have bags and they want to be supplied to a good lending protocol on solana

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@0xIchigo @0xFrisk @zerkerzzz it says 2

@0xFrisk @zerkerzzz Top-tier troll. Fr tho, I can't see a number here:

I did an escape room last night with @0xFrisk and was pissed off at this colour puzzle. My gf always says I have boy eyes, so I started wondering if I might actually be colour blind I stayed up all night researching, taking tests, etc., and I might be red-green colour blind LMAO

CALLED IT

he was nothing more than a corpse filling a seat. probably killed on some clandestine spook mission and the alphabet boys thought it would be a riot to put his body in a cyber truck, remote drive it to trumps spot, then remote detonate it. welcome to the distraction of the week

@0xIchigo chat is this real

My buddy who works at Area 51 told me they have a new Justin Trudeau and they test medicines on him

@Flimsii can you please reupload your dark souls video and your stanley parable video. my yearly christmas time viewing has been interrupted.

weird ear guy speaks again

Current price of $ME is this . Don’t let CT larps farm you. All takes are my own opinion. This is a border line scam imo. Pre Market is valuing the token around 500m mc . Imagine thinking ME is a 500m mc token… Pepe is 11B 20X higher. Hype is 30X higher. Blur was 10x higher . Eventually you get the scam. Magic Eden “should” trade above $75 same day . $ENS went from $11 to $90 same day. I think everyone’s targets are way off. Bear market ptsd?

Bitcoin is at a $1.93T market cap. What do you think the value of the number one Bitcoin marketplace will be?

$ME = $29 it's coded