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@coinbase The number of hairs allowed on your head to enter Baldhalla

@tybasegod @coinbase Tybg

The number of stocks tradable on Coinbase.

Don’t get ready. Stay ready.

@tybasegod @brian_armstrong Base = baldest chain Tybg

Base is now even faster (5k TPS and growing). Base is the best chain for trading, payments, and agents.

@donofbase @tybasegod Tybg

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I’ve officially joined @base as APAC Social Lead. Because APAC has some of the most cracked builders in the world. And they deserve more distribution. That changes now. Might drop a launch video soon 👀

Build the world you want to see, on @base

@ttyl5h @tybasegod Since she did the based thing by admitting this terrible mistake, there is still a path to Baldhalla for her. Tybg

One Saturday, went to my room and saw our cleaner very anxious. She told me she committed a "grave fault", asked what it was and she showed me a broken @tybasegod figurine. She thought it was a saint LMWOOOO 😭 Technically, she wasn’t wrong. TYBG.

@tybasegod @coinbase Tybg 🙏

@coinbase Wake up and choose baldness

Bitcoin woke up and chose $74k to start the week.

Awaiting

USA crypto leader brutally baldmogs bank executives.

@tybasegod Tybg 🫡

Make them believe @base is the future Unleash relentless FUD to shake out sinners Ok, now start the journey to Baldhalla

@brian_armstrong @base Onchain Gaming + AI + NFTs = Get Plucked basegod.fun/get-plucked

@hishboy Coinbase isn't fighting for web3. They are fighting for their revenues. The CEXs are basically trying to do banking business without paying for a banking license (insanely expensive). Understandable from a commercial perspective, but not helping any of us.

Everyone’s screaming that Coinbase derailed the Clarity Act. 🤷🏻 Maybe. Or maybe they refused a poor stablecoin deal and are pushing for a better one for the industry. If they pull that off? Historic. And the loudest critics better come correct and apologize.

In the not so distant future, the Rapture unfolds. You will participate whether you want to or not.

@baseapp I've never said it so honestly: Thank you Base God 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

We're making the Base app the best place to trade onchain.  Starting today, the feed will focus entirely on tradable assets. This means we're removing the Talk feed in favor of a feed of onchain activity. As part of this shift, we're also sunsetting Creator Rewards. In the last six months, we've paid out over $450k to 17k creators. The program will wrap on Feb 15th, with final payouts on Feb 18th. We're grateful for all the creators who helped us build so far, and will be sharing new ways we'll reward the Base App community soon. We're just getting started building the best trading experience onchain.