Chronicom 📈📉

Hi, Can we be mutuals?

Instead of woman to straight up say she wants to fuck you, mama go dey send you sex related TikTok videos. Madam what you think this is?

If dem never kpai one of this girls wey dey depend on fine girl privilege the rest no go learn.

🚨🎙️ Robin van Persie on Bruno Fernandes chances not been converted: 🗣️ “Bruno Fernandes has created 132 chances in the Premier League this season, yet only has 20 assists to show for it? In fact, he's created 670 chances in the Premier League alone since he joined Manchester United. Now imagine if 40% of those chances were all converted. Our forwards seriously need to step up next season, because you just have to imagine what these guys have done to Bruno. If our frontline possessed even an ounce of elite, cold-blooded composure, Bruno would be sitting on a completely untouchable assist tally right now. Instead, he has to practically double his workload just to drag us over the line, casually creating 58 more chances than any other player in the league this season just to equal the 20-assist record. Our boys have to do much better next season. We cannot keep wasting the peak years of the most creative playmaker the Premier League has ever seen.”

@DjFoliee See wetin grown ass man dey chop

Omo this night go too long for me 😭😭

@Atomcares08 Hope say your redeployment work... No stay Bayelsa o

@MichaelNic35257 Jokes on who??? 😂😂

Me: how far off fan My fatherless roommate:

E GET ONE ARTIST WEY DEM DEY FIND DEM TALK SAY BY NOW E DON GO CONSOLE UGO WIFE WEY DEM JUST DIVORCE FOR DM INDUSTRY CONSOLER

i swear on my grandfather's grave once i become a multi millionaire, black women will never see my nakedness again

@Zamaniii0 😂😂😭

+234 babes

Ororo I beg you ... I use God beg you... Please win the league... Inspire your team...don't relax...your next derby decides the tie PLEASE!!! 😭😭😭

@Mr_Delectable @PoliceNG 😂😂😂 Abeg o

@0x_Chronicom @PoliceNG Bounty wey dem no go ever redeem; of you talk too much join, you go become their bountiful harvest.

@heis24raphael Make you go pass night make them lock you up

Do you know that it's your right as a Nigerian, if you feel stranded at night you can pass your night in the police station 😂

@earthto_v Shawarma 3500 ? Na mushin you dey stay?

shawarma of 3500? just say you’re poor lmao.

@Fabulous_feran Omo which kain carelessness be this? I hope it gets to her

A lady misplaced her certificate in a bus. Kindly retweet if this crossed your TL. Someone that knows her might be on your TL ❤️

@Hybrid_Ola Age 21 and 23 wtf

A tragic update 💔 Following the death of Thompson, the police visited the house in Awoyaya where his friends unalived him. When they got there, they found several weapons in the house, along with a female dress. During questioning, it was revealed that Thompson was not their first victim. One of the suspects had lured a lady to the apartment, promising to pay her to sleep with him. When she arrived, they att@cked her and stole her phone. They unalived her and dumped her body in another man’s compound. When the police found the body, the man who lived there became a suspect and was taken to prison to await trial for a crime he never committed. The police have now decided to revisit the case so that the man can be freed and exonerated of the charges leveled against him. The suspects, who are between the ages of 21 and 23, were asked why they unalived the lady. They claimed she was a “hookup” girl and said that after taking her life , they called her family to demand ransom. The lady’s family eventually paid ₦300,000, but unfortunately, their daughter was already dëâd at the time. The suspects also revealed that they used the money to buy a new phone and settle outstanding debts. The family of Thompson is now calling on the police to ensure that justice is served promptly. May the souls of the departed rest in peace 🕊️

They shot at the sky and the sky shot back 😂😂😭

I’ve never seen a video of a man celebrating his divorce. Never seen a man set up ring light to announce his divorce and blame his wife. I’ve never seen a man talk about a ‘divorce glow-up.’ I’ve never seen a man celebrate putting his own happiness above his family. I’ve never seen a man proudly leave his marriage and family to ‘find himself.’ I rarely see men openly talk about stress related to mental load or emotional labor, especially as fathers. I’ve never seen a man leave a relationship because his partner didn’t keep him in his ‘masculine era.’ Why is it always women? Why is it always you? Why can’t you just move on silently like the man?