iamkally

"Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse".

Fanta is trying to kill Nigerians.

“Put this on record, I know you’re recording me, Justice crac k was k!dnapp£d and brut@l!s£d just because he spoke about the poor quality of food Nigerian soldiers get to eat” - Zekeri idris

Fellow Nigerians, good morning. I woke up this morning after my church service with a deeply reflective heart, and despite every constraint, I felt compelled to share these thoughts with you. Many people do not truly understand the silent pains some of us carry daily—the private struggles, emotional burdens, and quiet battles we face while trying to survive and serve sincerely in difficult circumstances. We now live in an environment that has become increasingly toxic, where the very system that should protect and create opportunities for decent living often works against the people—a society where intimidation, insecurity, endless scrutiny, and discouragement have become normal. More painful is when some of those you associate with, believing you would find understanding and solidarity among them, become part of the pressure you face. Some who publicly identify with you privately distance themselves or join in unfair criticism. We live in a society where humility is mistaken for weakness, respect is seen as a lack of courage, and compassion is treated as foolishness—a system where treating people equally is questioned simply because you refuse to worship status, tribe, class, or power. Personally, I have never looked down on anyone except to uplift them. I have never used privilege, position, or resources to oppress others, intimidate the weak, or make people feel small. To me, leadership has always been about service, sacrifice, and helping others rise. Let me state clearly: my decision to leave the ADC is not because our highly respected Chairman, Senator David Mark, treated me badly, nor because my leader and elder brother, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, or any other respected leaders did anything personally wrong to me. I will continue to respect them. However, the same Nigerian state and its agents that created unnecessary crises and hostility within the Labour Party that forced me to leave now appear to be finding their way into the ADC, with endless court cases, internal battles, suspicion, and division, instead of focusing on deeper national problems and playing politics built more on control and exclusion than on service and nation-building. Even within spaces where one labours sincerely, one is sometimes treated like an outsider in one’s own home. You and your team become easy targets for every failure, frustration, or misunderstanding, as though honest contribution has become a favour being tolerated rather than appreciated. And when you choose to leave so that those you are leaving can have peace, and you step out into the cold, you are still maligned and your character is questioned. Despite all your efforts to continue working for a better Nigeria and engaging people with sincerity and goodwill, those who do not wish you well continue to attack your character and question your intentions. There are moments I ask God in prayer: Why is doing the right thing often misconstrued as wrongdoing in our country? Why is integrity not valued? Why is the prudent management of resources, especially when invested in critical areas like education and healthcare, wrongly labelled as stinginess? Why are humility and obedience to the rule of law often taken to be weakness rather than discipline? Let me assure all that I am not desperate to be President, Vice President, or Senate President. I am desperate to see a society that can console a mother whose child has been kidnapped or killed while going to school or work. I am desperate to see a Nigeria where people will not live in IDP camps but in their homes. I am desperate for a country where Nigerian citizens do not go to bed hungry, not knowing where their next meal will come from. Yet, despite everything, I remain resolute. I firmly believe that Nigeria can still become a country with competent leadership based on justice, compassion, and equal opportunity for all. A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

USING Claude Opus 4.7 TO CENTER A DIV

@dammiedammie35 @gbolaha_n9 Sycophant

“We the Nigerian Students have never had it so good like the way we have it under President Tinubu” - Olushola Oladoja, President National Association of Nigerian Students

web3 boys signing the 100k naira per month job after swearing in 2024 that they’d never do 9-5 in their lives.

the art of trying anyway

According to Philosophy, the highest form of peace is to have zero desire to be understood, admired, pitied or even known.

dont forget to imagine the best case scenario, too

my ultimate delusion is that i will win. not maybe, not someday, not if things go right. i will win, it’s a certainty. and there’s nothing in this world strong enough to convince me otherwise.

a moving man will meet his luck 🥀

@tunzii_ @Teetoh10 She too funny

@Teetoh10 They should thank you for what is rightfully theirs, you're a joke 🤡 You should be the one apologising to them

I had some bank issues, so I ended up paying my staff salaries today. None of them acknowledged or said thank you except my house cleaner. I didn’t even see it as a big deal (especially since I added a lil extra for the inconvenience),one still asked if I had increased her salary

😭😭😭

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When you invest all your savings in memecoin for an easy x2, but you wake up as the CTO lead

@tundemoore_xx 😭

I wan go collect water from my guy for him street; naso vigilante shout PARK!. I first burst laugh, be like this one don run mad 😭😭

lol e no go actually better for @PayPal and @paga

@Jabulani1805 @rshdotdev Don’t waste your time when you recieve money they will ban it again

@0xkally @rshdotdev Can please put me through

Before you think of this as a Nigerian creative, remember PayPal can (and will) ban you and freeze your funds to the last $, forever, for no reason and they’ll NEVER side with you in an appeal. Don’t trust them! There are many good alternatives out there for your peace of mind.

@oviosu @nidiongo Submitted international passport and they are still whining me, my mistake was being hopeful and believing that paga being involved would change anything

@oviosu @nidiongo It’s how you continue to paint a picture that’s not true that amuses me, created account I can’t use it to withdraw earnings from freelance money was refunded and I lost it, oya now let me try family and friends account was blocked and all efforts seems futile.

Another unlock: Send money and make global payments with PayPal. How? Add your Paga Virtual Card to PayPal. Do this after you have linked your PayPal to Paga.