ViCK 💡

If I get better at least 0.1% each day, that’s a win

@W0LF0FCRYPT0 when people start to talk like this, you just know it’s coming, and it’ll happen sooner then you think

I’m starting to think we will never see another billion dollar solana memecoin ever again 💔

@alexoakdev whoever did this is a genius

Someone built a fitness app using the same psychological mechanics as gambling This might work better than every normal fitness app 😭😭 You bet money on whether you’ll hit 10,000 steps today If you fail, you lose your money If you succeed, you split the money from everyone who didn’t So disciplined people literally profit off lazy people Most fitness apps try motivating you with streaks and notifications This one motivates you with financial fear Imagine realizing at 11:52pm you still need 1,700 more steps or you lose $30 Entire friend groups would be outside walking laps around their neighborhood before midnight trying not to lose their steppa challenge It sounds stupid but this would probably motivate people better than any other fitness product Would you use this yourself?

When your kid asks for a Claude subscription instead of Netflix..

real asf

you will have the greatest reality check of your life when you end the year having one thousand 100x phanes PNL cards with $20 in your wallet

Toni Kroos

@yabaleftonline TONI KROOS

Omoooh 💔💔

@AntiFeminismAU so like, I can get a cute cat in Asia for less money?

Price of Pussy per year in Asia This graph shows the inflation-adjusted market value price of pussy over time in Thailand, Philippines, Cambodia, Vietnam, and Indonesia. As you can see, all countries experienced a crash in the price of pussy during COVID due to low demand. Many guys living in Thailand at the time were paying as little as 500 baht! The average price today is 2500 baht. The graph shows that the price of pussy in the Philippines had the steepest increase and is currently overvalued. I expect a crash soon as tourist numbers dwindle. Vietnam is currently the cheapest country in Asia for pussy.

@akafaceUS yeah I’d freak out too lol

That’s a good reminder to always check both directions before you get home.

First in my bloodline to build generational wealth from a laptop

@UTDTrey actually, nobody really cares about la liga anymore

Ronaldo & Messi fr carried el clasico No one gives a fuck anymore

This Life is really crazy man Been cracking my head on how to get money, then i heard that one of my long time friend died. Now I’m wondering what’s even the point?

The point of making money is not so you can buy everything. The point of making money is so that no one can buy you.

@imfat absolute legend

This guy turned $990.5K into $10.02

@PoojaMedia bread?

What's this? 🤣 #AMVCA

@ambuikem una dey sleep?

You na dey sleep by 10PM ???

@_belikebaddy connect

Only real hustlers are active by this time, connect with them.

Class: the answer is 10 Me: no it’s 27 “Class laughs” Teacher: he’s correct. Me:

@wolfncrisis @SnackinCrisis bake that shit

if you opened your oven and saw this, what's your next move?