Dad Jokes

Why did the witch have such a hard time behind the wheel? -She could only drive stick!- 🧙‍♀️☁️🍂🎃👻 #dadjokes

Why was the parking attendant so sad? -She was going through a lot!- #dadjokes

@EdgeCGroup Bravo. Take a bow sir. 🫡

BREAKING: The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden. The first thing he'll do is to assemble his cabinet.

What did the disappointed oyster say? -Aw shucks!- #dadjokes

Studies show the most expensive vehicle to operate is a shopping cart. #dadjokes

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there!

Why was the insomniac so boring? -He just wasn’t into resting!- 🥱🛌💤 #dadjokes

Why did the frog have to leave the job site? -He was wearing open toad shoes!- #dadjokes 🐸🚧🏗️🧰🦺

Happy Father’s Day!

^ definitely not asking for more work 🙏

Should @101dadjokes have an optional paid subscription and unleash more than the current ~10 dad jokes a year? They would be tweeted “publicly” to non-subscribers later.

Where do clowns learn to ski? -Hill areas!- 🤡⛷️❄️ #dadjokes

Why do trains like bubblegum? -They love to chew chew!- 🍬🛤️🚂 #dadjokes

What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? -Strawberries!- 🌾👩‍🌾🍓

What’s the #2 casino game? -Craps!- #dadjokes 🎰🎲💵

Why was the butcher afraid to reach for the meat? -The steaks were too high!- 🥩🐮🔪 #dadjokes

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Dad Joke Why do gas stations charge you to fill up your tires? Inflation