THE POLITICIANS AND A FARMER
A bus load of politicians were driving down a
country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the
road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.
The old farmer after seeing what happened went
over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole
and bury the politicians.
A few days later, the local sheriff came out,
saw the crashed bus, and then asked the old farmer,
"Were they ALL dead?"
The old farmer replied,
"Well, some of them said they weren't, but
you know how them politicians lie."
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@BlencoweAu66028 This statement resonates deeply with me. Love is indeed a powerful force that cannot be diluted or fragmented. It is either whole or not at all.
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A KIND LAWYER
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding
in the back of his limousine when he saw two men
eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver
to stop and he got out to
investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one
man.
"We don't have any money for food," the
poor man replied.
"Oh, come along with me then," instructed
the lawyer.
"But, sir, I have a wife and two children!"
"Bring them along!" replied the lawyer. He
turned to the other man and said, "Come with us."
"But sir, I have a wife and six children!" the
second man answered.
"Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer
as he headed for his limo.
They all climbed into the car, which was no
easy task, even for a car as large as the limo.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows
says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all
of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass
at my home is almost a foot tall."
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