Geoff Lawrence

Sometimes I wonder why people follow my Twitter account and what they expect. You might all be disappointed, but I will continue with a mix of technology, random and cryptic stuff, so bear with me and enjoy!

@d__herbert I recommend melting cheese on the toast before adding beans

@JenMsft I have been following for ages.... Hi

Periodically people ask me "Why don't you post to Twitter anymore?" and I have to say, I post here every day, just most people don't see me post anymore If you're one of the few, probably using Following - hi 👋

@Dragonlady152 Hope you make it through okay

There's something quite nice about looking up out of the sunroof of my car and watching the rain fall down towards me, but staying dry

@Scott_Helme @unitedutilities I can recommend listening to Rinsed via bbc.co.uk/sounds/brand/m… it gives you the story on how we got here with water

But hey, I guess the astronomical sums of money I pay to @unitedutilities every month just isn’t enough to stop them dumping my 💩 in the river when I flush the toilet 🤷‍♂️

Honestly this should be a national scandal. The river I used to play in as a kid is now so polluted that my kid can’t play in it. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@thebeefyboys I can't wait to experience what the new team deliver!

Nottingham team training is officially underway 🍔🔥 A huge thank you to everyone who’s helped welcome the team over the last few days, including Hawkstone, Hobbs House Bakery and Freedom Brewery for the supplier visits and insight into the amazing products we’ll be serving up! Also big love to BOX Nottingham for hosting us, the venue and team were incredible 👏 Getting closer and closer to opening those doors… Nottingham, are you ready?!

@109mph @YorkshireTea Oh dear....

@geoffdoesstuff @YorkshireTea Until I forget the lesson I've learned, here, at least

@YorkshireTea I've been disloyal I betrayed you and I regret it and it won't happen again I swear it

@109mph @YorkshireTea So you'll never make the same mistake ever again?

@geoffdoesstuff @YorkshireTea I should, it was a moment of madness

@109mph Just slightly….

@geoffdoesstuff Ok maybe I exaggerated slightly 😳

what is this, the 90s?

@Dragonlady152 You do matter!

What's the point having 3 health workers involved if not one rings me as promised yesterday by the duty worker. I reached out now nothing 🥲 I feel really let down,like I dont matter.

@GarethDennis Congratulations!

well, here we go again... though three weeks early this time!

@tessak22 I have been following this series on World Cup cities, and we reached Texas, Houston sounds amazing! youtu.be/6MnnLyYRI_M

@Dragonlady152 Morning Kyla, hope you have a good weekend

Morning x

@Cormsbadger @BCFC Perish the thought!

@geoffdoesstuff @BCFC Or it’s AI slop.

A thread of NEW visuals of our new stadium 🤩🧵

@Cormsbadger @BCFC I suspect the architect had the London one in their catalogue and to be fair is close enough….

@geoffdoesstuff @BCFC Both cities have a BT Tower. Birmingham City have mistakenly used the London one in a visual of their new stadium, which will be in Birmingham.

@Cormsbadger @BCFC It isn't, see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BT_Tower,…

@BCFC Why is the London BT Tower in Birmingham?

@109mph That's a disaster!

@geoffdoesstuff And now i'm all out of tea bags 😭

I didn't see the danger until it was too late 😔