(not) the phantom
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(not) the phantom
@10_7_2020
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(Admin is a Minor. Be kind!!!) Katılım Ekim 2025
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My fellow citizens, mark my words! When you start at rock bottom, there’s only one way to go, and that’s UP!
kj — klapollo canon idc@universetime_
my AA attractiveness ranking! I haven't played 6-DLC or either of TGAA games, so they're not included. other characters not included are under 18 (I'm 24 so that's weird as hell). THIS IS NOT BASED ON THEM MORALLY! EXCLUSIVELY THEIR PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS!
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@10_7_2020 when you love what you do you never work a day in your life
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@notmymonkeyes So please, stop attempting to cuddle with me at night.
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@notmymonkeyes What good comes out of you being alive, again? Feel free to remind me later.
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@10_7_2020 Being funny is for work. So if you want me to be funny(er than I already am) then pay up. Chop chop.
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Watched a lawyer loose his job after his mentor was arrested for murder. Why didn't he just blow up the courtroom? Is he stupid?
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@notmymonkeyes You're the doctor of the house, apparently. You're also the clown from which the bird demands entertainment.
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