Simeon Saint

// Hello! Quick info, this account is dedicated to post-reveal Simeon. Let's pretend this is an AU where he doesn't get locked up, ok? He's still a little unstable but he hasn't killed anyone (yet), crisis averted 😪 don't expect too many posts but I'm very excited to be here 🫶🏻

@10_7_2020 Finally something we can agree on

Affection is suffocating.

@f0ols_mate You haven't liked any of my posts in literal weeks. And before you say "ohh but you haven't posted anything": I've been bullying Phantom online and I have yet to see a single like from you. What kind of friend wouldn't defend their bestie against an evil, violent spy 🙊

Liking Simeon's posts harder than anyone else so he senses I support whatever he got going on

@10_7_2020 Being funny is for work. So if you want me to be funny(er than I already am) then pay up. Chop chop.

@notmymonkeyes You're not a very funny clown, are you?

If identity crisis duo were roommates who would leave the dishes in the sink and never wash them

@10_7_2020 okay shakespeare

@notmymonkeyes You're the doctor of the house, apparently. You're also the clown from which the bird demands entertainment.

@10_7_2020 That's what I thought

@notmymonkeyes Maybe you're worth having around.

@10_7_2020 Talking like I didn't lull you to sleep two nights ago because had a full blow panic attack. Granted I might have used a few too many drops of the good ol 3Zs but at least you had a decent sleep for once no? Ungrateful. 🙄

@notmymonkeyes I'll never understand why you're here.

@Nombre_repetido @10_7_2020 Uh ooohhh 🙈

@10_7_2020 @notmymonkeyes "not my friends"

@10_7_2020 @saltsig @Nombre_repetido Noted

@saltsig @Nombre_repetido These two are not my "friends". I don't know why they are around.

@Guns_and_Lips 🥺 Phanty is the one in the middle cause we can do without them

This is so me, Phanny and Simmy🥺🥺I hate them both.

@10_7_2020 @Guns_and_Lips Ermmm 🤓☝🏻

@notmymonkeyes @Guns_and_Lips I am an adult, unlike you two.

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@10_7_2020 @Guns_and_Lips Says the one who drank 13 shots of unfiltered ethanol last night

@notmymonkeyes @Guns_and_Lips You two are not trustworthy enough to be left alive without me.

@10_7_2020 @Guns_and_Lips // I'm giggling so hard I hate them

@notmymonkeyes @Guns_and_Lips // 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@10_7_2020 @Guns_and_Lips No rent if you're dead though

@notmymonkeyes @Guns_and_Lips Rent first, death later.

@10_7_2020 @Guns_and_Lips

@notmymonkeyes @Guns_and_Lips Okay fine. What is it.

@10_7_2020 @Guns_and_Lips Yes. Advice that you refuse to hear.

@notmymonkeyes @Guns_and_Lips Does anyone have anything useful at all

@10_7_2020 @Guns_and_Lips Listen I'm just trying to help you out cause my liver is not even worth a pack of gummies

@notmymonkeyes @Guns_and_Lips Rent is due.

@10_7_2020 @Guns_and_Lips Do you take other suggestions

@notmymonkeyes @Guns_and_Lips Which one of you has a better quality liver? Rent is high.

@Guns_and_Lips @10_7_2020 😢🥺🥺😢🫣

@notmymonkeyes @10_7_2020 Phanny stop!!😡😡 Get behind me Simmy I'll protect you

@10_7_2020 @Guns_and_Lips Callliieeee he's doing it again!!!! Uwaaahhh!!!!!😢😢😢😢🙈🙈

@notmymonkeyes @Guns_and_Lips Burn.

@10_7_2020 @Guns_and_Lips Can you leave me out of this? Fire is reeeaaaally triggering for me you know 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

@Guns_and_Lips @notmymonkeyes Burn.