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@Youkahainen1 @blown_through Would the Mountain that rides be Lu bu or Guan Yu
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@blown_through ...one of their canonical epics is a retelling of the Han Dynasty interregnum with a cast of thousands.
They have the OG Game of Thrones! They have Cao Cao! They have the OG Tywin!
(This is not passionate intensity, merely the loss of conviction.)
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@steveraybsmith @xxxtactician1 This is the foundational philosophy for power metal
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@xxxtactician1 Nah, there's also a scale. It's like the Hot Vs Crazy scale. Cool Vs Coherent, where the better your riffs the more Nonsensical your lyrics can be. But if it's just so so or it's ESPECIALLY bad lyrics then you're shit out of luck. Unforgiven Too is about a bridge too far.
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Metallica is proof that if you have riffs you can literally say whatever bullshit you want in your songs. This is a core value to rock and metal.
reyna cervantes@Jfcdoomblade
I stopped taking Metallica serious when they did a song called “The Unforgiven II” and the chorus had the lyric “are you unforgiven TOO” lmfao
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@LordofDinosaurs @its_connor_w Fucking amateur
It's "The Fairy Feller's Master Stroke"
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@its_connor_w Good choice! My personal favorite is “I want to break free”
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@Sianide227 @Fossil4Man They could do this in DinoThunder.
It was called Super Dino Mode.
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@Fossil4Man I wasn't aware that they could do this. I've been power rangers adjacent my whole life and have never seen this before
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@SnowfiesCharBox cursed technique application: live-action roleplay.
cursed technique reversal: lore-accurate roleplay.
smashing these two literary concepts together created an imaginary mass of media oroboros.
Imaginary technique: Making Shit Up.
GIF
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funny thing is larp means lore-accurate roleplay which has absolutely nothing to do with being a poser/fake fan
we are larping larp
Jacky 🎃(SUSSED AT 16.8K)@JackysCornField
Larp might be the most obnoxious term of all time
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@MaurogDark @shenanigansen Evil fucking wizard !
Evil Fucking Wizard !!
EVIL FUCKING WIZARD !!!!!
💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
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@shenanigansen Attacking a wizard in his tower with a sword is never a good idea
Does nobody study the ancient warning chants anymore?
youtube.com/watch?v=jX5MX1…
YouTube
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@hypercrisisX @paopupper Freddie Mercury voice
" I am the one, the only one , I am the God of kingdom come , just gimme the prize..."
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medieval vape got me asking my squire to pass the arthur pendragon
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if you had a one inch tall clone of the dark lord maladictus would you cast power word torture on it
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Guy in this airplane saw me get out a beat up old Thinkpad and said "that's how I know you're a real doer" alright dude well I'm about to use it to watch piss porn at full volume
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you genuinely cannot even comprehend the kind of potions i make. i just brewed some arcane napalm so potent the balrog said i went too far. my potions are banned in war they are inhumane bro. the elves know me as Amphanallë the Maker of Death-Agony dude im literally him
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@turboghosto Someone's never been stepped on by Immortal Xurtagh ,The Destroyer,The blighter of light , The scion of evil ,The taker of candy ,cursed be his name, and it shows 🙄
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having an awesome fucking wizard fight is like top 3 experiences
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my fucking squire wont stop gesticulating and saying “six and seven, my’lord!” can i have him put down
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@turboghosto Gorguts
Solid gorgutz
Liquid gorgutz
Venom gorgutz
Punished venom gorgutz
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tavern keeper: alright, last call
*captain derek petalwisp pays his tab and stumbles out the tavern and down an alley*
*a shadow dashes across the rooftops, illuminated by moonlight*
derek: wha…who goes ‘ere?
*shadow leaps down*
punished gorgutz: this…for father
*he stabs him*
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i have decided i am not a weeb because my appreciation for japanese language and culture goes beyond anime. it extends also to manga, and to pornography
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@Nuri251772 @AryaBahiaa Robert Jordan mentioned
let's fucking goooo 💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥💯💯💯
The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again.
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@AryaBahiaa robert the "I need to talk about the embroidery on moraine's dress before we start the actual conflict" jordan with his female cast
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People so focused on blaming the weekly shonen format for endings we aint even considering the possibility Araki may just be eating authors alive as soon as their second to last chapters are done to sustain his youth then sabotaging the finale
GOREJIRλ@GOREJ1RA
MHA, JJK, and Chainsaw Man ending but Araki still churning out peak after peak
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