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@chefsevenn Sauerkraut

You can add 1 topping RULES: You cannot add.. Mustard Chili onion Cheese of any kind And no mayo

@Virlylestarina How does slate hold up to 2” hail?

What do you think of this person's roof? Is it aesthetically pleasing?

@DavidJHarrisJr We should all be Islamo-realists.

🚨Hakeem Jeffries: "Islamophobia is a cancer that must be eradicated from both the Congress and the Country". Thoughts?

@JebraFaushay 🍑

In corporate America, this is called an “ice breaker.” You do it to get to know your co-workers.

@Real_Ames I think that there is more to it

@Geniustechw Nooses are way too loose. Not interesting.

Climate activists in Germany stand on melting ice blocks with nooses around their necks to show “time is running out” 🚨 How would you describe this?

@JebraFaushay Damn it. My crush is over.

Time to bring out the celebrities who know more about politics than you do. Please lecture me harder and longer.

@lippyent grok.com/imagine/post/f…

Show me the Creature only using GIFs!! Hmm 🤔??!

@JebraFaushay 67%

What are the odds that both Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez would have daughters who decided to be non-binary?

@1977JM2018 @JebraFaushay Oof. What a bizarre thing to say.

@JebraFaushay This is why every other race hates us.

I don’t know what’s worse, an entire plane breaking out in song or a nuclear war. This guy was not amused.

@ksorbs @grok what punishment did the perpetrator receive?

This is 23 year old Kamel Hawkins. Death penalty, anything less is a disservice

@JebraFaushay @TheWokeObserver My uneducated guess is that X is trying to filter traffic from “bots”. And being over-aggressive.

Can someone explain the algorithm to me like I am a small, slow child? Within a matter of days, my impressions have dropped by 60%, yet I am very active here. Maybe if I understand what I am doing wrong, I can fix it, and my impressions won't drastically drop.

@MorseReport Tony Soprano

🚨BOOM! Democrats suffer humiliation after Patriot drops NUKE on them about anti-ICE rhetoric:

@cecegkh Looks like a Reno 911 episode

Parents truly set these kids up for failure: 1. You’re not special no matter how many times mommy told you that you are. 2. Actions have consequences in real life. 3. Nobody is coming to get you out of trouble Society now has to deal with these spoiled azz little b!tches because no one ever taught them how to behave.

@JebraFaushay She breathes better through stockings?

I just want to gently remind Jennifer Lopez that she doesn’t have to be afraid of pants. They won’t hurt you, Jen.

@its_The_Dr Where is Susanna Hoffs?

Which Room?

@BrandonStraka I can find my drivers license. Easy.

Q: “Let me ask you something… points can YOU find your birth certificate?” JOE: “No!” Q: Points at Schumer “Can YOU find yours?” SCHUMER: “No.”

@alaska_gma @Mike_writer @nosoup4knowles Oh yeah. Same for me. In fact, I had a couple kraut dogs at DerWeinerschnitzel just a couple weeks ago.

@Mike_writer @nosoup4knowles That’s how I was introduced to sauerkraut as a kid. Kraut dog with mustard from DerWeinerschnitzel. When they had soft pillowy hotdog buns. Still love sauerkraut.

Nobody actually likes sauerkraut. If you grew up eating it & developed some sort of Stockholm syndrome complex, you have my full sympathy & I withhold all judgment. But there is no way a grown adult tries sauerkraut for the first time & says "yum... more please"

@Geniustechw Cleans the restrooms at a small state park

What do you think this guy does for a living?

@TheWokeObserver All I hear is a Ford F350 diesel engine idling.

Photo was taken in Los Angeles. I love the sound of the waves.