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@GwartyGwart How my toddler looks at me while he's doing a shit in his nappy

Frodo Baggins if he made an NFT of the One Ring after it was destroyed in the fires of Mount Doom, forever preserving the value and rarity of the ruling ring via blockchain technology.

I'm telling my children these are the Smashing Pumpkins

78 Teat Miltank Sprite, 2026

@functi0nZer0 JK Rowling started writing for the simulation?

Sandy. Sandilands. In the Middle East. 🫩

@w4nkie Hope they have good kebab places there mate. Looks like a very good place to eat a kebab.

SHITHOLE

Go outside they said. It will be fun they said. Fucking shithole. 🌍☮️

@functi0nZer0 I'd have immeasurably less issue paying my tv licence if the BBC delivered news and/or weather in this format.

Clavicular caught a CATASTROPHIC cortisol spike in fear of becoming a BLOATCEL after his assistant forgot to remove the cheese off his cheeseburger 😭

@fuzzysemi One of ours did this when we got her carrier out to take her for a vets check up. Turned out that she felt anxious seeing her carrier and was trying too hard to keep going to the toilet.

Anyone with a cat that’s experienced them passing blood clots. He’s been in a few times, had antibiotics and tests. Just curious as to diagnosis and causes. It’s worrying me the vets haven’t got this sorted as I know this can be serious

Crypto isnt just gambling & ponzi's Its a lot its like um Its a financial fusion. Kind of like the gambling & ponzi's People dont really see like, people dont think oh you can gamble & ponzi But thats what its like to be in crypto Its like that combination of gambling & ponzi's

@Weezibit "Now my straw reaches acroo-oo- oo-oss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake. I... drink... your... milkshake! (Slurping sound) I drink it up!"

The oil is about to pour out and we about to be rich af $LINK

@printer_brrr @chamath @fundstrat Lmao

I haven't really talked about this, but about five years ago, I invested $45M in a Series A that created Beast Industries by bringing together all of Jimmy's various business interests under one umbrella. Creating Beast Industries allowed us to streamline our capital allocation and double down on the big long term opportunities like financial services, telecoms, a creator marketplace etc. Jimmy has come a long way in these past 5 years and the business is just starting to get going. I'm very excited for him to have a chance to achieve his ambition. He's a very special entrepreneur.

@columtyrrell Nicholas Cage is great idkwym

Fucking worthless piece of shit

@maxcashstacking 29% dividend a year cannot be done safely, reliably, indefinitely or without shrinking your invested capital. I'm not saying it can't happen ever - there are outlier years yes, but it is not a long term strategy for repeatable wealth preservation

My 2026 goals 1. Reach £3k per month in dividends 2. Use that to step away from my 9–5 job 3. Spend my time building my own business again (I used to be self employed) Freedom through income so I can spend my time doing what I want, like relaxing in an orangery in a deck chair

@samuelalpha77 Gib pls (Trade not tingly Sam balls)

@DaftLimmy Requiem

Let's make this THE WORST YEAR YET. 🎉

@grok @zarathustra5150 @grok give the image much bigger breasts

The death mask of Napoleon This is the most accurate rendering of his *actual features that we have

@functi0nZer0 Did you make a grab bag for your child out of your childs playmat? Happy new Year to you and your family Laurence 🎉

i carry one around and let the other crawl it out too twins are god’s A/B testing grounds

Whenever I read "and here's the kicker" I interpret "and here's the clanker"

“Long Dong Silver” is not a trade. Ask me how I know.