Ryo Hisatsune
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My favorite part about the #Masters is when they pan to the crowd there isn’t a single minority
The Masters@TheMasters
The amateur Mason Howell nearly holes his tee shot on No. 12. #themasters
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Ryo has reroaded, #TimeToCallTheNumber
Day two plays:
Cam young under 71.5
Brooks Koepka over spieth
J rose over Min Woo
Aaron jerk it witn 2 hands rai over harry hall
Reed over hideki
Homa over potgieter
Rory over Bryson and his jam boy
All 2U plays
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“No you idiot, I can’t have 3D printed irons ready in a day. The USGA has to approve them.”
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What a shot from Knapp out of the bunker on one. I don’t think I have enough coin on him outright. First live bet of the 2026 masters!
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She is so much hotter than any wife from team USA last year. That is why we need alpha males Brooks Koepka and Dustin Johnson back
Flushing It@flushingitgolf
It appears that Viktor Hovland is officially off the market!
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Please escort the baboons off the premises immediately or report for JAM DUTY
midnight joneser@MidnightJoneser
No class or dignity or intelligence to care. I AM that old man screaming at the clouds
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The YouTube, Barstoolification of The Masters is sooo cringey.
Everything Bobby Jones & Clifford Roberts built 90+ years ago is starting to become a complete parody of itself. #themasters
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The Masters is losing its exclusivity and tradition every year, becoming filled with untucked-shirt, Good Good hat-wearing cornballs chasing merch and content with no respect for the game or its purist roots
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Cam young outright (+2000) 1U
John Rahm outright (+1200) 1U
Jacob Bridgeman top 10 (+500) 1U
Jake Knapp top 10 (+475) 8U 🔥
Akshay Bhatia top 10 (+350) 1U
young, fitz, Tommy, Reed, and the deli demon bhatia to make the cut (+180) 4U 🔥🔥🔥🔥
LFG
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Ryo’s Officiar masters betting card:
- John Rahm, Chris gotterup, and Ludacrisper to hit the first fairway. 2U
Akshay Bhatia outright (+6000) 1U
Akshay Bhatia FRL (+4500) 1U
Jacob Bridgeman FRL (+5000) 1U
Jake Knapp outright (+8000) 1U
Jacob Bridgeman outright (+9000)
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What happens when Theegala or Bhatia take a shit in the fairway? Will Augusta National ban them?
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manifesting, speaking this into existence, law of attraction, liquid stick
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