Rebecca Thomas

If Joe Biden had posted the word fuck on Easter they’d be burning him at the stake. I’m so tired of the double standards.

Chicago!!!!! I can’t wait to play for you. Let’s go! @PlayersTribune theplayerstribune.com/alex-bregman-m…

How many people at the World Baseball Classic know that the best player in the building tonight is the cameraman?

It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life improves when it gets dark at 7pm instead of 5pm

Let me tell you what Rev. Jesse Jackson actually did. 🧵

genuinely shocked how hard it is for any of these players to simply say “we were carried away in the celebration when we laughed at the joke. this is no excuse but we realize we have to do better. we are sorry.” just did it for you! feel free to copy and paste!

I cannot believe that it’s America’s 250th and we’re again fighting against taxation without representation from a (wannabe) King. We’ve really come full circle, haven’t we?

Jon Stewart on the ICE murder of Alex Pretti: “They’re lying. We saw it. That’s how brazen they lie when they know we’ve seen the truth. Imagine how they lie when there’s no evidence to contradict them. Maybe that explains why Alex Pretti really was a threat. Because he was brandishing a weapon. A handheld, aluminum, 1080p, 60fps weapon of mass illumination. Because there is nothing more dangerous to a regime predicated on lies than witnesses who capture the truth”

“Get it all on record now — get the films — get the witnesses — because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.” Dwight D. Eisenhower, after visiting liberated concentration camps in April 1945

They will look you dead in the face and say J6 rioters with guns, poles, bats, etc were patriots, but an ER Nurse with a camera and a registered firearm was a domestic terrorist.

This Minneapolis resident just said what everyone should be feeling right now: “This started as a pretext about immigration and fraud… it’s WELL beyond that now. It’s your 2nd Amendment, your 4th Amendment, your 6th Amendment.” “We’re performing CPR on what may already be a corpse called the Constitution.” Wake up. This isn’t just Minneapolis. It’s ALL of us.

“Did you have class yesterday?” “I graduated two years ago… no class” - Carson Beck College Football is dead x.com/Fatslob1123/st…

guysssssss 🥹🥹🥹

I’m picturing the Pope being done with…his Pope stuff, taking off his Pope hat, turning on the Bears and screaming at Caleb Williams in Latin while aggressively sipping an Old Style he has flown in under the radar. Just a bro being a dude, except he is the Pope.

All those in favour of rejecting real life and curling up with a book till Christmas, raise your hand.

Say what you will about Dick Cheney, but not allowing Trump and Vance go to his funeral is pretty fucking epic.