John J. Johnson
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John J. Johnson
@1738blazeit
CEO of cranking on the clock

“Lately, I’ve been thinking about smoking. All the time,” writes author Xochitl Gonzalez. “With each passing day of this absolutely deranged year, my desire to contemplate how to make sense of it all while puffing on a cigarette grows.” Part of this smoking thing is a yearning for the past, admits Gonzalez. Not in an effort to recapture her youth, but to recapture an approach to time and life. “I can’t personally slow down technology or fix media or the demands of capitalism or any of the other existential things that have crept into our lives,” she writes. “But maybe what I can do is stop what I’m doing, ask somebody to come outside, and take five minutes to slow down with me while I engage in the very dangerous act of holding a flaming stick to my face. This could be my rebellion.” Read Gonzalez’s full essay: nymag.visitlink.me/55vbET


Find a better happy hour menu than @johnboychi. You can’t.


Former Cardinals QB Kyler Murray is signing a one-year deal with the Vikings, per sources. Murray now will become part of a QB room that includes former No. 10 overall pick J.J. McCarthy. With Murray already owed $36.8 million from Arizona, his one-year contract with the Vikings will be for the veteran league minimum.


At a pub I’ve never heard of by myself just scrolling hinge. Who gives a shit anymore man

Chicago Bulls in February: L L L L L L L L L L L 0-11 — worst month in franchise history.

Lonzo Ball dancing in his new Instagram post 💀

Texted a lady (way too hot for me) that I met Saturday night to get a drink this week at 8 am this morning. Haven’t heard back. She must have a busy ass job 🤣😞

Ash Kaash and Packers RB Josh Jacobs are reportedly dating






