John J. Johnson
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John J. Johnson
@1738blazeit
CEO of cranking on the clock
Katılım Aralık 2020
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Inside the Pokémon Fossil Museum exhibit opening this week in Chicago ⚡️
📍 Field Museum
🗓️ May 22, 2026 — April 11, 2027
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I’m absolutely in. Get ready for #CigSummer2026
New York Magazine@NYMag
“Lately, I’ve been thinking about smoking. All the time,” writes author Xochitl Gonzalez. “With each passing day of this absolutely deranged year, my desire to contemplate how to make sense of it all while puffing on a cigarette grows.” Part of this smoking thing is a yearning for the past, admits Gonzalez. Not in an effort to recapture her youth, but to recapture an approach to time and life. “I can’t personally slow down technology or fix media or the demands of capitalism or any of the other existential things that have crept into our lives,” she writes. “But maybe what I can do is stop what I’m doing, ask somebody to come outside, and take five minutes to slow down with me while I engage in the very dangerous act of holding a flaming stick to my face. This could be my rebellion.” Read Gonzalez’s full essay: nymag.visitlink.me/55vbET
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@elephantn0se Dancefloor has been infiltrated once or twice
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You Tampa boys seeing this?
Dante@DanteTheDon
Find a better happy hour menu than @johnboychi. You can’t.
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Hottest women I’ve ever seen are in Lincoln Park, Chicago, IL
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Kyler Murray gonna move mountains 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter
Former Cardinals QB Kyler Murray is signing a one-year deal with the Vikings, per sources. Murray now will become part of a QB room that includes former No. 10 overall pick J.J. McCarthy. With Murray already owed $36.8 million from Arizona, his one-year contract with the Vikings will be for the veteran league minimum.
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UNC Duke at my local watering hole. Bag man on the way. Let’s have a solo chud Saturday
John J. Johnson@1738blazeit
At a pub I’ve never heard of by myself just scrolling hinge. Who gives a shit anymore man
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Modern Warfare 2 released 16 years ago
Will there ever be a Call of Duty this good again?
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At a pub I’ve never heard of by myself just scrolling hinge. Who gives a shit anymore man
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Boss is taking me to Taco Bell for lunch cuz he “heard I liked it”
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Finally successfully tanking 3 years too late
Underdog NBA@UnderdogNBA
Chicago Bulls in February: L L L L L L L L L L L 0-11 — worst month in franchise history.
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This is a new low man god damn
FearBuck@FearedBuck
Lonzo Ball dancing in his new Instagram post 💀
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Still no response. Must be working overtime. I love a hard workin gal!
John J. Johnson@1738blazeit
Texted a lady (way too hot for me) that I met Saturday night to get a drink this week at 8 am this morning. Haven’t heard back. She must have a busy ass job 🤣😞
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Texted a lady (way too hot for me) that I met Saturday night to get a drink this week at 8 am this morning. Haven’t heard back. She must have a busy ass job 🤣😞
GIF
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Patriots back to the Super Bowl after winning my entire childhood. Rodgers could only get there once. At least I’m not a vikes fan
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My fucking goat with the throat goat. This is huge
FearBuck@FearedBuck
Ash Kaash and Packers RB Josh Jacobs are reportedly dating
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