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A win that takes us to the top 💪 🟣 0-1 🩶 @okx

Free to watch on ITV, 19:45pm kick off, no HD, no VAR, 4 team group phase, Clive Tyldesley on commentary 🤌🏾 The beautiful game before it was ruined 😢🕊️

this was the funniest day in Twitter history

He invented yearning here open.spotify.com/track/4xSukcHW…

She was ready to make history

Handed a manager a 6 year contract just to sack him in 3 months lmao the sporting directors should be under fire

The British mindset. I don't get paid enough so you shouldn't either

Ronaldo made the number 7 iconic at United? Mxm, kids 🙂‍↔️

Pure cinema 😭😭

my body isn’t a temple, it’s a skyscraper and everyday is 9/11

British moots do you remember how in like year 6 we’d get weighed at school and our parents would be sent a letter saying if we were fat or not

i’m unmedicated. all my thoughts are organic and free range

Back in my day we called this subtweeting

Fat guy at work is having pulled pork AND kebab I’m sick to my stomach

In 1998, a 13-year-old girl was abducted and raped at knifepoint in Alicante, Spain. The rapist, 63-year old Antonio Cosme, was sentenced to 9 years in jail. 7 years later, in 2005, the victim's mother, María del Carmen García, was waiting at a bus stop when she saw a man approaching. "How's your daughter doing?" the man asked with a smirk on his face. It was her daughter's rapist. Antonio was out on day release. Enraged by what had just happened, Maria ran to the nearest store, purchased 1.5 litres of gasoline, and walked into the bar that Antonio had just entered. She doused him head-to-toe with gasoline, lit him up, and stood back and calmly watched as her daughter's rapist burned alive in front of her eyes. Maria was sentenced to 9.5 years in jail for her act of revenge, but was released in 2018 after serving 5.5 years. Today, she lives freely in Spain after being reunited with her daughter.

Made this nigga the face of incest I’m cryin 😭😭

Matt Le Tissiers wife lying next to him telling him to go to sleep while he argues with an AI bot

The English language is kicking her ass man and she’s trying to fight it 😭😭😭😭

Every Iranian politician having a PhD has been a disaster for the dialogue among civilizations