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@BlessingGives But what would Arsenal display, really?

🚨🗣️ Mikel Arteta on Manchester city displaying their premier league trophy before the match. “This is what football has become. For bantering and mocking each other’s team. Where’s the sportsmanship and passion that was shown while we were still playing? Manchester city displaying their premier league today is just one of those things that are not necessary. You won’t see Arsenal doing that to anyone when we play at the Emirates or other top clubs in other league, that’s when you know a team that has regard for standards. Let’s see who makes the best laugh at the end of today’s match.”

@piersmorgan Oh dear!

22yrs of Title-less pain, 6yrs of Arteta’s project.. in terms of its importance to the Club, this is Arsenal’s biggest game of the Millennium, and possibly in our whole history. I believe in this manager, and this squad. We’re going to win. COYG. 👊

@piersmorgan Calm down.

So, Arsenal are still top and will still win the League, City are still 2nd, United are still irrelevant, Liverpool are still half as good as last year, Chelsea are still useless, and Spurs will still be relegated. Love, Bottle-Job. 😘

@BlessedUtd It was an act of worship.

Casemiro hadn’t even touched him and Garnacho was already on the floor. Classic.

@EzzyMUFC Is there a vacancy over there?

We all know what Cole Palmer was telling Casemiro there 😂

@EzzyMUFC When @DalotDiogo spotted @Casemiro , he gave up knowing that Garnacho's fate was sorted.

This is probably the easiest tackle casemiro has ever made in his career😭😭

@DanielLutaaya And we should count the 'soon starting a PhD...' as an achievement? Lakini Wugandans!

First in my lineage to work on TV, run 5 businesses, start a farm, buy my mom a house, get 4 degrees, work as adjunct faculty, soon starting a PhD…. And I am not even 35 yet.😎

@indykaila @ManUtd Palace & United!

Just putting it out there. It was emailed to us. We don’t believe it, but we still like to share it with our @ManUtd followers.

@gumite123 @mukulaa @quotesdaily100 Hehehehe! I've also seen it on the Mumbai Quiz, which came much earlier. People hardly attribute such things on social media & that's outright intellectual dishonesty. In the academia, such dishonesty is heavily frowned upon & doesn't go punished.

@mukulaa You stole this post from @quotesdaily100 .

THINGS PILOTS KNOW THAT PASSENGERS DON'T 1. Turbulence has never brought down a modern commercial aircraft. 2. The safest seats on a plane are toward the rear. 3. Cabin air is cleaner than the air in most office buildings. 4. Pilots are legally required to eat different meals in case of food poisoning. 5. Most flights carry more fuel than officially needed fear of fuel shortage is never real. 6. Autopilot flies more than 90% of every flight, but pilots are always monitoring. 7. Lightning strikes planes regularly,it's designed for it. 8. The brace position actually works. It's not a myth. 9. Phones in airplane mode don't affect navigation,it's a network congestion rule, not a safety one. 10. Dawn and dusk are statistically the safest times to fly. 11. The crew dims cabin lights before landing at night so your eyes adjust immediately in case of evacuation not for atmosphere.

@Olubode_Sr @piersmorgan Sir, where's your synagogue? I want to be the usher.

@piersmorgan Southampton will beat Arsenal.

Great draw for Arsenal… 👌

@roxie_ug Are they not filtering Jada's picture?

Scientists at Havard University have reconstructed a 3D model of how “Mary mother of Jesus” might have looked like.

@RvN1776 @OnsOranje Good luck.

Back at the national team to prepare for the World Cup. 🦁

@roxie_ug Drink Sprite.

What do you learn from these photos? 😂

@jjuukoa Submitting assignments not later than the deadline is a discipline! Failing to do so without reasonable cause is [in]discipline!

One thing I have so far failed to understand in academia in Uganda, is why some students feel that timelines for submission of coursework etc don’t matter and that they can cajole, cry or bully their way out of late submissions. A take home coursework that you have had for month?

@rioferdy5 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

U ok bro?

@indykaila You're a Liverpool fan😂😂😂😂

Liverpool have a duty to protect the club's interests. A decision needs to be made on Arne Slot's future and Steven Gerrard as temporary manager until the end of the season. The current situation is disgraceful.

@UtdXclusive Rubbish! They downed their act long time ago, hence the limited number of games! I don't think that these fellas even sit down to think at any moment!

🚨 JUST IN: Manchester United players believe they have let manager Michael Carrick down with their recent displays — and are blaming slow starts on a lack of games. A source said: "The players feel like they let the manager down with the way they played. They think the big gaps between games are hurting them and making them struggle to start properly. It’s something they are aware of and want to change." [@TheSunFootball]

@NUFC You won't your trophy against United! Back to the hole.

We're knocked out of the FA Cup. ⏱️

@FabrizioRomano First or Second Corinthians?

🚨⚪️⚫️ Jesse Lingard to Corinthians, here we go! Verbal agreement done on one year deal plus option to extend. Lingard joins Corinthians as free agent despite also receiving proposals from MLS. Travel and medical next ahead of signature with Timão. 🇧🇷

@Utdtruthful Geremi or whatever you call yourself, you make a point...during Onana's time at United, 'there were a lot of things that were NOT right'! One such thing was Onana! Pls keep him. Thank you for paying attention to this important matter.

🚨🗣️ Andre Onana’s close friend Geremi: “I know Andre very well and during his time at United there were a lot of things that were NOT right. “It wasn't JUST him. And believe me, with the arrival of Carrick, things are looking good for everyone, including him. “He is clearly talented and his gifts are RARE. The next thing is for him to go back there and fight for his spot. “Andre has always excelled when faced with a challenge. He thrives when he's given a FAIR chance to prove himself.” #MUFC [Sun]