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"I'm an 8th generation Texan. I've been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment"

Chef José Andrés sends “big love” to Stephen Colbert during a Tuesday night appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live

I can confirm that this is 100% false. Not only was it written by hand, but the first drafts were literally written on paper with a pen.

James Talarico: “I’ve always said that our southern border should be like our front porch. There should be a welcome mat and a lock on the door. We can both welcome immigrants and we can keep out people who mean to do us harm”

A grown man gets a child pregnant and somehow the debate becomes “abortion.” No. The debate is why he’s not in prison.

It's no longer right vs left. It's patriots vs MAGA.

@atrupar Nice shoutout!!

Hey, I got a shoutout on Kimmel tonight! He even pronounced my name correctly 😆

The Maduro regime is still in power in Venezuela. The IRGC regime is still in power in Iran. The Epstein regime is still in power in D.C.

The UFC fight on the White House lawn is a disgrace. History will remember this being an extreme low for our nation, among many other lows we keep bumping up against

A few years ago, Elon and I had some mutuals attempt to arrange an interview about Neuralink. He rejected them all. Then he killed my interview with the first Neuralink patient, Noland Arbaugh, right after Noland gave me the OK to visit him at his home. Noland was told to stop communicating with me. We deserve to hear Elon answer real questions about his “Jesus-level technologies.” We’re tired of the condescending, gee-golly, PayPal mafia Epstein friends telling us they’re building a paradise when they are actually building a hell: social credit system, surveillance state, digital drugs, pre-crime, hive mind—shackled to a landscape of data centers. Clearly, I don’t expect Elon to do the interview with me because I call him a degenerate, anti-God, transhumanist—and he only does interviews with fanboys and women he wants to impregnate (until he replaces them with artificial womb factories). Even still, the invite for an in-depth interview about the pros and cons of Neuralink still stands. I pray someone finally asks him real questions about his inventions that he says will be better than God. The tech vampires are profiting off crimes against humanity. They are con men with direct lines to the White House. They need to be questioned, held accountable, and hopefully, for the sake of humanity, we can send them all to Mars forever.

BREAKING: James Talarico just torched Ken Paxton in a way we didn’t think was possible. Retweet this to make sure every Texan knows how corrupt Paxton really is.

I’m a straight white dude, a veteran who grew up in a military family on farms in the Midwest. Moved to Texas on a scholarship from the Army. I drive a truck, listen to country music, and love football. I dare anybody to call me UnAmerican, and I’m fully behind Talarico.

“The pope is really doing the Lord’s work here, and I say that as an atheist. There are so few institutions left on planet Earth that have the gravitas, strength, communal network to take on this phenomenon, which is trying to become inevitable and superhuman.” nytimes.com/2026/05/25/tec…

"I've been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton's first indictment" -James Talarico 🔥🔥🔥

This economy is so fckd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food

mind your own fucking business

@JesseBWatters Jesse, stop your fucking lying