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@EflSimpsons Fans reacting to today being the FA Cup Final… I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognise the FA Cup Final being played before the season is over!

@EflSimpsons watching the West Ham vs Arsenal in those kits… I’m seeing double here.. 22 players on one team!

@agbnufc_ Even if 5th or 6th didn’t get CL, this is still the easiest ever season to get CL and we’ve absolutely bottled it. No European football next year would be a complete and utter failure!

Villa are likely to win Europa which means Brighton or Bournemouth are gonna be in the Champions League.. what? We picked the wrong year to be shite.

@lordmiles @Criminalsimpson @EflSimpsons

A friend frantically called me just with the most retarded business idea “MILES! MILES!” “Yes….” “Can you loan me some money?” “What for?” “I want to forge the $100T Zimbabwe notes, they’ll cost $1 to produce but they resell for $160 on eBay, reproducing them are legal as they aren’t in circulation as legal tender anymore” I hung up

@NUFC360 A possibility? You mean a certainty!

With the season over, no European football a possibility. Where do you think Newcastle will finish the season? #NUFC

Can anyone explains Ramsdale’s position for the second goal? #NUFC 🤦‍♂️

@EflSimpsons it’s happened again!

@EflSimpsons Premier League: Here are two Saturday 3pm games Soccer Saturday Fans: But there are 10 games this weekend Premier League: Here are 2 Saturday 3pm games! Soccer Saturday Fans: That’s better.

Last year “IF” #NUFC had won our last 2games we would have finished 2nd in the league! SECOND! This season I genuinely can’t name 2 teams we would beat if we played tomorrow! That’s how far we’ve fallen @nufctrust @The_Looney_Toon @NUFCEdge @NUFCMurph @NUFCBlogcouk @agbnufc_

@NUFCMurph New betting cheat code unlocked. Newcastle to score first and lose! Would have made a fortune this year backing this.

Not good this, Eddie Howe’s team talk will make this finish 3-1 to Crystal Palace

@NUFCMurph Managers don’t walk these days, they always get the boot

If Eddie Howe doesn't walk. He's going to leave when it's truly sour. Everyone would rather he left a hero surely? Alan Pardew would have been viewed as one of our greatest ever managers had he have left swiftly after finishing 5th.

@NUFC Make them walk home!

Defeat at Selhurst Park.

FA: It’s FA Cup Quarter-Finals weekend, do you know if your team are playing… Most Fans: I told you last round NO! @EflSimpsons

@OfficialFPL Anyone who has had Salah this season

What's your most-foolish #FPL decision so far this season? 🤔

@PeteGravesTV Let’s hope they are subbed off at half time otherwise we don’t stand a chance 😂

Confirmed - Harvey Barnes has been added to England squad. That's 6 #nufc players. New record? Be White also added.

@DobbySolanoNUFC Bruce days were much darker!

Relegation seasons aside, I’ve never had less faith in a group of players as this current crop. Absolutely abysmal in big moments. Will not miss a single one of them.

@GeordieMAG_ Jose

Tell me who we replace Howe with, genuinely curious? #nufc

@NUFC That’s a sackable offence. Simply a pathetic week!

Full-time.

This aged well 😂

@Doddsy228904442 Problem has been carrying momentum. Just when you think we are back on track, we go on a dire run, then when we start performing again and think we have a chance again, we go and throw games away. Big effort needed till end of the season to make this season a success.

when you consider league position 7 points from top 5 League cup semi final Next round of CL Has our sesson as of today been as bad as people have made out? Yes there has been dire performances etc but if we can get a few results right were not far away going forward. #nufc

@MagpieMediaX Gordon 9.5? Have you just watched the Qarabag game 😂

Ramsdale 8 Livramento 8 Thiaw 9 🥉 Botman 8.5 Hall 8 Ramsey 8 Willock 9 🥈 Woltemade 7 Murphy 6 Barnes 7 Gordon 9.5 🥇 Joelinton 6 Burn 7 Elanga 6 Howe 9 Ref 3 Away fans 10 MASSIVE WIN! 👊🏽 #NUFC