Captain Crewslayer

@WGB1981 @Viralvid_89 A diminished prefrontal cortex.

@Viralvid_89 Honest question: what makes their brains break where they repeat the same crazy word over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over?

When you decide to try and hit an officer with a bike lock.

@DestinLabs @_nateschwartz That's not how it works. They still audibly make the ball call.

@_nateschwartz Took too long. Umps said nothing, so it was a ball. He was winding up to throw it back to the pitcher.

This was considered "not quick enough" to challenge the pitch. Absolutely ridiculous and I hope umps don't try to abuse this

@darls0l @TalkinBaseball_ @TalkinYanks Considering they have to play the Blue Jays, no.

@TalkinBaseball_ @TalkinYanks Can the yankees go 162 - 0 please

Undefeated teams remaining

@broskiarena @NBA Have you considered not being a bitch?

Cool stat, but let’s not pretend a 31–0 run suddenly makes the Toronto Raptors contenders. These kinds of runs say more about how badly the other team collapsed than how dominant Toronto actually is. One hot stretch doesn’t erase inconsistency, and it definitely doesn’t translate in the playoffs where teams actually adjust.

TORONTO JUST WENT ON A 31-0 RUN! It's the LARGEST unanswered run in the PxP era (1997-98) 🤯

@MaskaF56959 @MLBONFOX Why are you here?

@MLBONFOX They don’t have what the Dodgers have. A WS ring is only a second-place championship banner. Embarrassing.

The Jays start their season with a SWEEP!🧹

@Iamsharknado @HockeyWatxcher @billinator_1 @MyFryHole You're not winning this debate.

@HockeyWatxcher @billinator_1 @MyFryHole Brother this scenario happens so infrequently I literally cannot think of another scenario in the last 20 years where a goal was scored from center ice on a delayed offsides. The assumption that as long as you don’t touch it in the zone you can score is a reasonable assumption.

Adventures in goaltending. Goal was waived off for offsides

@amarsh1l @SleeperAth Jokes usually make sense...

@SleeperAth Everyone on my dick for a fucking JOKE LMAO and im not a fan of any teams involved or mentioned chill the fuck out

The A’s offense through three games 🥶 📉 .157/.218/.294 📉 18 LOB 📉 4 HR 📉 50 K (MLB Opening Series Record) #Athletics

@TrevTatum10 @LeafsandJays97 @BlueJays @MLB @Sportsnet The Blue Jays didn't play the Pirates...

@LeafsandJays97 @BlueJays @MLB @Sportsnet Who are better than the pirates

The guys heard #BlueJays50 at the start of the season...and took it literally 😳

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Driver's. Hijackers. Come the fuck on.

WATCH: Footage shows a drivers quick thinking after being boxed in by hijacker’s on a public road

@richardblade @BradleyMines @krassenstein Dude, it's AI.

@BradleyMines @krassenstein Idiot post. Not fake, only the really stupid would say that.

Philadelphia No Kings. The tide has turned.

@krassenstein I like this accurate flag in the bottom of the totally not AI photo.

@joey_doubleyou Nice stolen post that you got wrong.

the blue jays are on pace to go 162-0 with 162 walkoff wins and honestly i think they’re gonna do it

@2006illinifan @Ozoon_CA

@Ozoon_CA They’ve never not played home games on a carpet. It’s just gotten nicer.

23 years ago the Blue Jays were playing on a carpet

@Jram2TBJ No pressure on the third pitcher to keep it up lol.

With all that happened I feel like Cease's 12 Ks are almost getting overlooked lol Couldnt ask for a better first 2 starts

@backgoesupton I dub him Challejandro Kirk.

Kirk is gonna have a field day with ABS 😭😭

@BillsOnReal The years that game took off your life get quantumly entangled in a time vortex, causing a sort of "time deja vu" effect.

Why does this game feel like it happened years ago

@cmichael_music @mmaonpoint I concur with the other that this is a retarded take.

@mmaonpoint No kicks to a downed opponent, should also be no (head) kicks from a downed fighter

Niko Price's upkick KO for anyone who has not seen it

@av_cova @CodifyBaseball Being consistently shit isn't an excuse for being shit.

@CodifyBaseball Gregg had a big ass strike zone, but he called that big ass strike zone every time.

idk eric gregg was pretty bad

@Athletics Hey gork what's the record of teams who hit a Grand Slam?

@b_outliers It doesn't, if the call ISN'T MADE YET.

so the “can’t making any moves before you challenge” rule apparently doesn’t apply to taking 5 steps towards first base