Mike B 🇮🇱

Just to avoid any talk of stolen valor, I did not earn that NDSM ribbon in the photo. I missed the cut-off date by 24 hours due to family pressure to delay my active duty so I could be an usher in my sister’s wedding. Um, it wasn’t terrific.

@raising_saints @Mr_Husky1 😂😂😂 too funny!

@Mr_Husky1 Can I go to the Confession stand? We never corrected him at baseball games, basketball games. He eventually realized it's a concession stand.

Admit it: Your kid mispronounced a word three years ago and now the whole family says it that way. What's the word in your house? (We still say 'pasketti' and I’m not stopping anytime soon.)

Six weeks after September 11, 2001, twelve American soldiers were quietly loaded onto a helicopter in Uzbekistan and flown over the Hindu Kush mountains in the dead of night. No tanks. No armored vehicles. No air support waiting on the ground. Just twelve Green Berets, over a hundred pounds of gear each, and a mission that their own commanders privately doubted any of them would survive. They landed in a remote Afghan village called Dehi, in the pitch black, surrounded by a country they barely had maps for. And then someone handed them horses. Not metaphorically. Actual horses — Afghan stallions, tough as nails and famously difficult to control. Wooden saddles covered in carpet scraps. Stirrups so short their knees rode up around their ears. Captain Mark Nutsch, who'd grown up on a cattle ranch in Kansas and competed in collegiate rodeos, became trail boss on the spot. For the other ten men on his team — Operational Detachment Alpha 595 of the 5th Special Forces Group — the learning curve was immediate and unforgiving. The first words one of his sergeants learned in Dari were: "How do you make him stop?" They had linked up with General Abdul Rashid Dostum, a Northern Alliance warlord who controlled thousands of fighters and knew this territory like the back of his hand. The deal was simple: the Americans would call in precision airstrikes from horseback. Dostum's cavalry would do the charging. Together, they would take Mazar-i-Sharif — a Taliban stronghold of 250,000 people — and crack open northern Afghanistan. Military planners had estimated it would take two years. Task Force Dagger gave ODA 595 three weeks. For 23 days of nearly continuous combat, the Horse Soldiers lived like men from a different century. They ate what the Afghans ate. They slept on the ground in freezing mountain passes. They rode trails so narrow and sheer that one wrong step meant a thousand-foot drop. Staff Sergeant Will Summers started the mission at 185 pounds. He left Afghanistan five weeks later weighing 143. The Taliban had tanks. Soviet-era armor, antiaircraft guns, fortified positions dug into the mountains. Against this, twelve Americans on horseback radioed coordinates to aircraft circling invisibly above, and watched the positions erupt. On November 9, 2001, they rode into the kind of moment that people are not supposed to experience in the modern world. Nutsch and his team joined hundreds of Dostum's horsemen in a thundering cavalry charge across an open plain — directly into entrenched Taliban lines. Under fire. At a gallop. Calling in close air support between strides. It was the first cavalry charge of the 21st century. It was also the last. The next day, Mazar-i-Sharif fell. The Taliban's northern stronghold collapsed. Within weeks, the regime itself began to unravel — a domino effect that started with twelve men and borrowed horses in the mountains. All twelve of them came home. Zero American fatalities. Against a fortified enemy that outnumbered and outgunned them at every turn. Today, across from Ground Zero in New York City, there is a bronze statue — sixteen feet tall — of a Special Forces soldier on horseback, rifle across his lap, looking west. It honors ODA 595 and the teams who rode with them. Most Americans walk past it every day without knowing the story. Now you do.

@Mr_Husky1 Hangaburr (hamburger) Armament (ornament) Burrella (umbrella) Can you ableve it?

I asked my blonde neighbor how she lost her husband Johnny. She told me her sad story. "Well, he needed a blood transfusion, but his blood type was not on his record, so the doctors asked me if I knew what it was, as they urgently needed to know in order to save my Johnny's life. Tragically, I've never known his blood type, so I only had time to sit and say goodbye. I'll never forget how supportive my Johnny was. Even as he was fading away, he kept whispering to me, 'Be positive, be positive!' That was my Johnny! Always thinking of others.

Soldiers Issued Crocs So Trump Can Say He Didn't Put Boots On The Ground buff.ly/A6Ol0A3

Source: Upward News. Kind of doesn’t need further comment.…

1. If you were to strip naked and run around in a circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light), it would theoretically be possible for you to screw yourself. 2. However, since you are not physically capable of achieving that speed at your age, you can also accomplish the same result by: Voting Democratic in the Midterms.

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out. Here's how it went: 1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14. 2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0. 3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5. It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops. Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID. I know you guys knew that already... lol

We just won Missouri v. Biden. As Missouri’s Attorney General, I sued the Biden regime for brazenly colluding with Big Tech to silence Missouri families — censoring the truth about COVID, the Hunter Biden laptop, the open border, and the 2020 election. They tried to turn Facebook, X, YouTube, and the rest into their private speech police, labeling dissent “misinformation” while they pushed their narrative on the American people. Today, after years of unrelenting litigation, we deep state into a historic 10-year, court-enforceable Consent Decree. It directly binds the Surgeon General, the CDC, and CISA: no more threats of legal, regulatory, or economic punishment. No more coercion. No more unilateral direction or veto of platform decisions to remove, suppress, deplatform, or algorithmically bury protected speech. Missouri struck first—and Missouri won big. This is the first real, operational restraint on the federal censorship machine. It locks in the First Amendment principle we fought for: modern technology doesn’t erase your rights, and government labels don’t strip speech of protection. The deep state just got checked. For every working Missouri family tired of being silenced by their own government: this victory is yours. The heartland fought back, and the heartland delivered.

@GnosisWolf Our Mercury station wagon —probably late 50’s model—had a push-button-controlled automatic transmission. And a really bad smell. Memories…

I must not have paid attention as a kid, because I don’t know if this is even a real thing. Is so, was it common and what time period?

@data_republican turn it into an opportunity: find out the main line for their competitor and enter that. then they can spam call each other.

@realtalkstruth Bring in the Army, Marines, whoever you got that’s getting a paycheck while this Democrat bullshit continues. Law-abiding people welcome it. And the lines will be more orderly too. Or drop and give me 20.

🚨 ICE at the airport. Good move or bad move?

@realtalkstruth Guess who's not worried about #ICE agents in airports? American citizens.

Just wanted to say thank you to everyone who follows me - Who is NOT named Elon, NOT a lottery winner, and NOT a dude in Kenya pretending to be an attractive young lady. 🤣😂

@papawat1 IFB. I do.

If you’re in need of a boost and have less than 35,000 followers and will follow back legitimate MAGA accounts. Reply IFB. This is only for those that follow me.

If a politician gets mad about fraud being exposed They aren’t working for you, they are working against you That is all you need to know about them

@addtl_pylons @MegNMiddle @GavinNewsom 😂😂 clever…

$200 BILLION IS ENOUGH TO: - Double the annual per‑person spending on K–12 education. - Expand the ACA tax credit for 7 years. - Provide up to 2 million people the SNAP benefits they need. - Provide a middle class tax break of $3,500. Instead, we will spend it on an illegal war. This is only the beginning. More money will be wasted. More lives will be lost.