Paker

@Blue_Footy @Ikennasamuel14 Him and Palmer ain't going nowhere until we have a Ballon d'or in the bridge 😭😭!!!!

Who was Pep talking to? 😆

@GoldbergCFC 🫡

He’s gone

@TrollFootball2 You tell them after 22 year draught, they like

Arsenal fans since winning the league

@HEISJAGO Bruno is lIke

Spot the difference

@nocontextfooty He's like

Another goal against Spurs. 📞 #CFC | #CHETOT

@CFC_Christo1 @ChelseaFC @TheChelseaForum @pmcafrica Maresca

Which of these guys is the biggest snake?

Debut season. 👏

@ItzBasin Veeze trying to offer him Juice and he's like

straight from the bottle is insane 😭

@TouchlineX Who tf is Luis henrique, Carlo will pay for this 😭

🚨 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Joao Pedro's club stats vs. Brazilian attackers that will go to the World Cup ahead of him: • Vinicius Jr: 32 G/A • Raphinha: 29 G/A 📌 Joao Pedro: 26 G/A • Igor Thiago: 26 G/A • Rayan: 22 G/A • Neymar: 19 G/A • Martinelli: 17 G/A • Endrick: 16 G/A • Cunha: 12 G/A • Luiz Henrique: 8 G/A Joao Pedro will miss the World Cup. ❌

@Oyinlola_cfc I bet it won't make it to the round of 16

This random dude got called up ahead of João Pedro. Carlo ancelloti has lost his fcking mind Disgusting 🤮

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team. The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge. Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

It's FA Cup final day! 🏆 Let's do this - together. 😤 #CFC | #EmiratesFACup

@Blue_Footy @footballontnt Of course he's going to include uncle tosin

Cole Palmer names his Chelsea's 5-a-side team: "My 5-a-side team would be Tosin, Reece, Lavia, because when he's fit is the best ever, Joâo Pedro and Steve [Estevão]." ~ @footballontnt

@MooreRMFC Carrick to Cunha after playing Uefa + league 😭

Bro no matter how ass Chelsea is they somehow squeeze their way into a cup finals, they do it almost every year, so it is definitely not luck😭😭

@fcb_dexx @cabrel_miguel The coach was like

Neymar Jr begging to be subbed on, to make his debut for Barcelona always kills me 😭😭

That reality check when they start playing multiple games next season will hit like crack.

No way 😳