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@NickAdamsinUSA What a total rube.

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

@seanhannity @PressSec What a rube you are.

Mainstream media stunned into silence after @PressSec reminds them that Barack Obama awarded a medal to Tom Homan.

@DVanLangenhove @AlphaNews “I’m not mad at you. You do your thing”. Her last words. And the last words that she heard were “fucking bitch”.

@AlphaNews This really seals the argument. It shows Renee Good and her partner taunting and blocking ICE agents right before she deliberately drove into the agent that had no other choice but to defend himself.

BREAKING: Alpha News has obtained cellphone footage showing perspective of federal agent at center of ICE-involved shooting in Minneapolis

@jkelley72000 @DoomsDippy @sw_holocron Tell me who you voted for without me looking at your profile.

@DoomsDippy @sw_holocron "Hey, let's make a shit take, with extra shit." One of the most boring takes in modern Star Wars media. It's hard to stand out in modern Star Wars whineposting, but you managed it. Andor is critically acclaimed AND popular. Not an easy feat, but they have fantastic writers.

ANDOR creator Tony Gilroy says he wanted to make a show without the Force, lightsabers, or established characters. “Probably in the beginning, I was never, ever, ever gonna touch on the Force. We're certainly gonna do a show without lightsabers. And we'll certainly do a show that doesn't have anything to do with the same bunch of people that you've been dealing with all this time before.” (Source: reason.com/podcast/2025/1…)

@atrupar He’s a little hard to follow.

Trump: "Please remember I wrote Osama bin Laden exactly one year ago, one year before he blew up the World Trade Center. And I said, 'You gotta watch Osama bin Laden!' ... I gotta take a little credit."

@CalltoActivism What a maroon.

🚨GROSS: Brian Glenn: “There’s a blue tent outside of the WH. It has become anti-American/anti-Trump” Trump: “Take it down. Right now.” First of all fuck Brian Glenn and his opinion, and second that’s the World Peace tent and it’s been there 44 years.

@BadFoxGraphics @Sec_Noem She looks like a monster.

What has happened to Kristi Noem's face? 😳 2019 2025

@StevenCheung47 This guy is so unhealthy looking. Maybe he should worry about that and push away a plate once in awhile.

You shouldn’t have left your shit laying around. Clean up after yourself.

@atrupar Did he go as Katherine Hepburn’s voice for Halloween?

RFK Jr tells MSNBC that he intends to clear out entire departments of the FDA

@Andr6wMale You are correct in this.

It’s a shame REM split up after Lifes Rich Pageant but at least they didn’t have a chance to spoil that perfect four-album run.

@120Revisited Oof

Throwing Muses “Not Too Soon” The Real Ramona 4AD Records (1991)

@ByMattWild Oh fuck that.

As you can see from my face, I was absolutely terrified. Glad I did it, though!

@m_millsey Guad Squad?

@AlinaHabba @PGA_JohnDaly @realDonaldTrump Mouth-breather

With the GOAT, @PGA_JohnDaly supporting the Curetivity Foundation, and of course, @realDonaldTrump!

@JayWeber3 Jay Weber. What a steaming pile of excrement.

This is an odd boast.

@tj_calkins @franklinisbored @AlinaHabba What a dork

@franklinisbored @AlinaHabba

Next time you’re at a restaurant, can you do me a favor? Will you put one of these VOTE TRUMP FOR NO TAX ON TIPS stickers on your bill? Democrats are mortified by millions of Americans hearing about President Trump’s popular idea. So I need YOU to help spread the word!

@AlinaHabba @TeamTrump So dumb

@AmazingPopPod OMG.

Is it just me or does Adam Ant kinda look like Clint Howard now?

@TaosBritDan @MJMcKean Beat me to it.

@eatonbru @MJMcKean Absolutely