Ian Hawke

The left HATES flops at the bar

@dazeydukezknox Nick Bodycoat getting ready to cough up $60 for some fruzz. Don’t hate the player!

We gotta do something about this. On a Wednesday and this is the line #BoycottTheHill

Hitting the quick add hard today

I’m definitely a Rory McIlroy hater, like many golf fans, but back-to-back Masters wins is an incredible, historic feat. Nicklaus, Faldo, Woods, & now McIlroy. Congrats, LeBron of golf.

Anyone but Rory

@BRotsniffer @gsangerjr Been a lot of fun so far. Went up for opening day and had a blast even though we lost.

Wordle today really hit home.

@dazeydukezknox What is gonna happen to Charlie Cowan if he doesn’t pay

I just had a dream the cartel showed up to my room and starting stealing shit and I called the ut pd and got them arrested #Money

@shaboozeylover @dazeydukezknox “RaLa”

@dazeydukezknox Radnor lacrosse

Wearing a shirt for a high school I didn’t go to and a sport I didn’t play

@dazeydukezknox Murfreesboro

Good game @michaelwilbaun

I called an XL for a reason. Get your shit out of the front seat, Rachid.

Brian Leonard drives like a fucking idiot. #yankee

My current search is for a medium ugly girl who is cool and will let me have consistent sex with her.

Going to the moon 🌕 🚀 📈📈📈📈 #BFS #MRBEAST

My 4-year-old son just ran downstairs crying. I asked him what was wrong After a few seconds, he looks up at me with tears in his eyes and says "Dad, I just wish I could have been alive for Brad Redford's 2012 season at Xavier." Yeah son, it was special.

@ketasack I should have too. We woke M up at 5 pm 😂

@shaboozeylover Apparently he just went on a run (slow jog). Sounds like you are just jealous that he wants it more!

Zach Schneider won’t stop texting me “wanna hit the bean” now that he’s 21😂😂

Nothing worse than a girl’s story when they go abroad.

@ChampRDS Rigged!

CHASE DEMOOR HAS DEFEATED ANDREW TATE! (57-57, 58-56 x2) #MisfitsMania x.com/clipufc/status…