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@InitiativeRole I got the jokes! 😉

Paladins are just jock clerics. #DnD

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@DireFoxicorn Ugh, there is nothing worse that lumpy coffee. My commiserations. In my mind the narrator was Gilbert Gottfried.

Me to my coffee before adding milk: Yeah but that's just the sell by date. I'm sure it's fine. Narrator: It was not fine.

@Damn_It_Dillon I'm sure I can. Thanks for pointing out the issue 👍

@Damn_It_Dillon I'm not saying D&D doesn't have problems (chainmail bikinis), I'm just struggling to equate an RPG in which many of the social rules are defined by the playergroup/DM with, let's say, the social underpinnings of the British Empire.

@Damn_It_Dillon Isn't that a bit reductive? By that logic, checkers is colonialist because the aim is to acquire territory and imperialist because the "enemy" is defined by colour.

@symatt Characters can be pretty convincing, but it's not a freebie charm person. I don't let players roll for things that are impossible within the rules of the world. The moment the Bard "persuades" the black dragon to hand over its gold, you've shot verisimilitude in the face.

How powerful is the skill "Persuasion" in your #DnD5e game. #rpg #dnd

@DnDBeyond @Asako_Soh Magical voicemail messages for the Sending spell featuring all your favourite FR celebrities voices. Want your sending to be answered by The Blackstaff, or Lord Neverember? With Stars in their Eyries, they can reply to this message!

A group of Kenku have started a business. What is your best suggestion for what they do, and what's the business called?

"Foolish heroes! My true plan is a game of thrones ripoff and a lot to do!" Wow, my phone gives some pretty harsh post #DnD game feedback.

Whoopi Goldberg is worth 45 million and is famous for defending Ted Danson wearing blackface and claiming that Polanski abusing a child wasn't "rape-rape." It's no wonder she's taking aim at AOC, she's basically a Republican Senetor.

@e6469ff6ebbb477 It is genuinely amazing how seemingly smart people can be caught up in such flagrant bullshit!

@1d4damage Had a friend start to go flat, they where flashing a map where from America to London was a curved course and the top down how it was a straight line...... I mentioned the word "perspective" all was made clear. Opposing established fact is becoming a "independent mind" banner :(

Flat-earthers......wow....just wow. Can we load them on to a plane and fly them round the globe? And if they still keep carping on about that shit, fly the plane into the frigging sea.

It's like watching a Ted Talk from a 12th Century agrarian peasant. "There be a wall around the earth that the great lord hath made and motorcycle helmets are the work of the devil!"

Oh.....a lot of them are crazy Christian....what a fucking surprise.

@e6469ff6ebbb477 I cannot say with any firm certainty that my grandpa robbed no postoffices. He must have left Ireland for a reason lol

@1d4damage You must have had the nice side, my grandad was the post office robber side..... would explain the funding of some ships though ;)

I will take the 4th Edition #DnD DMG. Everything you need to run....or build a new one if you done fucked the first one up!