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Mickey Mouse championship, Knicks would’ve lost if Brunson dad wasn’t abusive

@CrackTheSkyeee @LeftyWinter That’s too political

@1lukeyboy1 @LeftyWinter Left clears here. Both are extremely attractive but eventually you’ve got to talk to them.

AOC chatting with some folks at the Bronx brewery.

Finding Charles Barkley funny is an essential test of if someone has a sense of humor or if they are lame

@JackKennedy I like this

Knicks twitter is so quiet today and it’s refreshing

Idc it’s still spurs in 4

"For some reason, Quentin Tarantino has more access to my soul than Genesis. How can I write off sacred texts, tested by millennia and replace them with a neurotic weirdo’s platitudes about European cheeseburgers and foot massages?"

"How can I write off sacred texts, tested by millennia and replace them with a neurotic weirdo’s platitudes about European cheeseburgers and foot massages?" Check out my recent substack article "If the Bible was a movie, I might actually care"

If you are rooting for the spurs because you want wemby to be the GOAT eventually (which is why I am rooting for them), losing last night was good. Winning 2 must win games in a row at MSG has insanely high legacy potential if they can come back

I miss Dick Cheney

@mccoolbeanz This is unfunny and unoriginal