It's actually so peak when a commentator talks about how a footballer has "only a few years left in him", and he's your age.
I would have been old enough to visit the hospital and hold Jude Bellingham when he was born 😭😭😭
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1mthattwitch
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Ngl, I don't use Twitter a lot, but when I do, I will.
Katılım Şubat 2024
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It's actually so peak when a commentator talks about how a footballer has "only a few years left in him", and he's your age.
Don't tell me my chances of wearing the number 10 shirt and scoring top bins in a quarter final are over...
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@beffybadbelly Lamine Yamal wasn't even born when Raul hung up his Spain shirt. Tf.
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I saw this news and said “WHAT?” like me, myself, would be directly impacted. 31 Beth, you’re 31.
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer will announce a midnight social media curfew for 16 and 17-year-olds tomorrow
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@mrdanwalker Teamwork makes the dream work.
How does a team beat or even score against them?
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Spain were SO good last night weren’t they?
A near perfect team performance to gently remove France.
Rodri - immense 🇪🇸
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@krackville @England @FIFAWorldCup @Argentina @FIFAWorldCup talk about separation of football and politics...
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@England Please for the love of all that's holy win today.
Appreciate saying it on Twitter isn't going to affect the outcome, but I've been chatting so much shit, my ego can't take an L.
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Staying at one of the nicest hotels in Switzerland. They’re not allowed to turn on the AC bc of Swiss laws
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@andyburnham It's so good to see the record set straight, hopefully justice is being dished out. Some things are bigger than football. #JusticeForHillsborough
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For 37 years, the Hillsborough families never gave up and they never accepted a lie.
Their courage has changed this country for the better.
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What will @KarlDarlow bring to our GK union? 🧤
Hear from the man himself! 👇
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@jadinho97 It's messed that I'm so old, players of my time are becoming icons.
Saw Beckham score a penalty against Argentina as a kid, and now people are talking about him on the History Channel 😭
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Something about Varane having an “icon” card doesn’t sit right with me
Fut Sheriff@FutSheriff
He will be cracked.
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@jimthegiant You should apply. Scenes when it's Burnham x Jimmy.
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Men are really the submissive gender. They’re the ones that join the military, the workforce and submit to a boss.
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He hasn’t done anything tho 😂
Mod@CFCMods
Snatched Ronaldo and Portugals chain. Snatched Mbappe and France’s chain. 19 years old.
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@mcandidate Have you seen his eyes? He puts on a toupee, and he could easily be an Abercrombie model.
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might not be traditionally handsome but has the unmistakable aura of a shagger which is infinitely more important than being good looking
Jenni Wu@callmeuschi
Are Brits ok
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@Liam__Holloway @PolitlcsUK It's good to have a safeguard tbh. Also, they've got to show that they're doing something to protect kids online, and I'd much rather this than, say, digital ID requirements to see my club fail to sign Tchouameni.
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@PolitlcsUK So they’re old enough to vote, old enough to have children and start a family, old enough for jobs, but can’t be trusted to browse social media when they want? Oh and it can be turned off so it’s completely pointless.
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🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer has officially announced social media restrictions for 16 and 17-year-olds
- Daily curfews from midnight to 6am
- “For You” pages based on past interests will be disabled
- Infinite scrolling features like video autoplay will also be disabled
- Regular mandatory breaks when using AI chatbots
The restrictions can be turned off but will apply by default
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@DeathlyAcorn Surely it's just manufactured Twitter outrage? The only England flag I've seen taken down is one that had "England-Spurs players=nothing"
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Imagine seeing a video of children cheering on England and your immediate reaction is to scream about the "woke left".
These people are deeply unwell.
Wendy Oldershaw@WendtheWalker
A class of children cheering for England in Lancashire - the woke looney left box ticking brigade clearly hasn’t reached that part of the country yet! 😬 Lovely to see & good for those kids that they’ve got teachers that still love ❤️ our flag! 🏴 🏴
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Do I look smarter in glasses or still a dumb blonde? 😂
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