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@Mupaose Rinoita sei esim reeconet

eSim re Econet haa randionesa moto. It's been 2 weeks now. The alternatives, Netone has the slowest internet ever then Telone varikuti havana maSim Cards for 1 year now yet new ones are popping up daily & being sold for high prices by Facebook Market.

@tino_54 😂😂

Accounting is such a nonsensical profession

Strait of Schroedinger: You don't know whether its open or not until you actually try to sail through.

ZERA inobva yaita kunge hondo yacho ikurwiwa mu Zimbabwe 😂

At this rate we might as well go back to 1986 and overturn Maradona's Hand of God against England.

bro casually turned up in a Simpsons t-shirt and changed my life forever 😭❤️ he needs a new drawing asap! 🎨

I'll buy a car this year, I don't know how I'll do it but I will.

Corporate life hack: If the problem is too big, schedule a meeting and make it everyone's problem

@UnpluggedZim I see you @shonaghmwa 👀

🚨💣 BREAKING: Rúben Amorim has just been SACKED by Manchester United. Decision made this morning.

Hire me to give feedback to those applying for jobs in your organisation(s) since you can't do it.

@mutapurwaonwar1 @Simon_Ingari 😂😂maramba kuitiswa

@Simon_Ingari Musada kutivhiringa chero usingadiwe hazvishande, thanks taneta nazvo izvo 😂 even cv unobzwa pachinzi hee cv this is a winning takanyora 100 ma winning zvikarova

Stop using "please find attached" in your emails.

😂😂😂😂 Admin said WE 😂

You bring great shame to family.

@StanbicBankZW why am I getting an OTP for a payment I haven’t initiated?

In Iraq he’s actually 652 dinar

@FRMFOFFICIEL @grok zviri kunzi chii

You have a grave in South Africa?

When brawls break out in football, the commentators always feel the need to tell us that no one likes to see it. Look at those faces in the crowd 🤣

Okay, now what?