

1shot
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@1shotML
1energy moving an 1nfallible 1mission towards an 1nevitable 1end



Spoken like a true capitalist

@1shotML Soft hands confirmed. Try to get some exercise today, okay? Even standing at your desk goes a long way.


@tylerwestside I have neither the amount of crayons necessary nor the inclination to explain the concept of coping to a ‘man’ who has more minors in his discord than followers on twitter Hows this for a ratio, 2:1 - my balls, your mouth

Day 2 without nicotine. An elderly Chinese woman bumped into me at whole foods and dissolved into a pile of ash. They were out of salmon at the salad bar. I settled for broccoli and cold chicken breast and left a defeated man.

@1shotML Why aren't you at work?

Unironically those twitter spaces are quite fun should I host them?

1shot 1cheeseburger 1chicken sandwhich 1large fry 1coke 1milkshake

nah bro he just reposted a joke i made hes pretty cool i think

I do enjoy watching grown men make complete fools out of themselves online. Best entertainment while I drop my morning glory



@produlator I was gonna do this bit where i would join and play pokemon go and very loudly narrate what was happening instead of engaging with him, but he ended the twitter space before i could

@1shotML Why did you close the space when the discord was brought up?

@1shotML Hey so how would one meet someone in Valhalla "soon?" Why are you so scared to answer? :^)
