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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 😂😂niggah is high

A deepfake AI scammer was exposed after a cybersecurity researcher asked him to hold up 3 fingers causing the software to glitch out

@archiemwas Nimezoea these streets are full of mediocrity and incompetence. Kazi mtu anafanya daily bt you have to manage them like a toddler

Fvck mafundi wa laptop. Nililetea mtu laptop anitengenezee fan juu ilikuwa inasumbua alafu jamaa akang'oa Wifi card. Mimi niko hapo na maharaka zangu ata sikuona. Kufika napata kitu haiwezi connect to internet. Nikauliza fundi mwingine ananiambia tuangalie kama iko na Wifi card. Tunapata mjamaa aling'oa. Kwenda kumpata anasema alisahau kurudisha. How do you forget kurudisha kitu kama hiyo? Nimezua akarudisha. Kuiweka sasa keyboard ya lapi haifanyi na ilikuwa sawa. Alafu anasema naleta shida for no reason. I'm so angry. Haifa hivo. Haufai uletee mtu kazi ulipe bila kumsumbua alafu atoe parts kwa device yako. Sijui nimfanyie nini. Vitu kama hizi mtu hutatua aje. Sipendi kubebwa ufala. Isipokuwa sawa walai naleta number mmsalimie.

@FoxNews What does Elon has to say about this

'BREAKS MY HEART': California Gov. Gavin Newsom bashes Elon Musk, calling him "one of the great disappointments" in the modern era. The Democrat, who called the billionaire innovator "the Edison of our time," also claimed in a new interview that the Tesla leader has "put the brakes on his own innovation" and is allowing China to overtake the U.S. in the electric vehicle space.

@venom1s How will this info help us recover 1 tonne of kit kats and btw no kid in Africa was using formula milk in the 80s even in the 2000s no

KitKat is owned by Nestlé. Nestlé is one of the most unethical companies in the world. In the late 1970s and early 1980s, Nestlé wanted to grow its infant formula sales in developing countries, especially in Africa. So they came up with a strategy. They gave free baby formula to new mothers and promoted it as better than mother’s milk. At first, it seemed helpful. But it was not. The free supply lasted just long enough for many mothers to stop producing their own milk. Once it ended, they had no natural option left and had to depend on formula. But many of these mothers were poor. They could not afford to keep buying it. So they tried to stretch it by adding more water and less powder. This led to weak and undernourished babies. It got worse because many of them did not even have clean water or proper conditions to prepare the formula safely. Babies fell sick. Some even died. And Nestlé did not even provide proper instructions. No clear guidance in local languages. No support for mothers who could not read. They knew the risks. They still continued. They only reacted when Western countries protested and boycotted them. Even today, they are not fully ethical. And people still eat KitKat.

@0xgordian Learn coding, coding is the future

I’m not seeing “ learn tech, I promise it’ll change your life “ posts again what happened 😂😂

@CKyobutungi I use zesta, am I cooked

Add this to a 1000 ways to die in ths country

@CKyobutungi Nutie wants to destroy civilizations

@cooltechtipz Illiteracy is a bad thing

Water can cool nearby surfaces, but it won’t stop the flame unless the gas supply is shut off.

@jesse_vermeulen Highly liquid

rocking a caseless phone says A LOT about a person iykyk

Captured 6 days ago: Emaciated wild animals in the orphanage section where 76 acres of land was hived off to build the Bomas parking. These lions can barely stand. The Nairobi National Park is dying by design to free it's land for commercialization by the Ruto's regime.

@tonykaromo Ban animal caging and release these to the wild

@best_clips__ 😂😂😂 you can't be cruel to animals and walk away

Alligator knocks out the trapper after being taunted

@SuperMetro_Ke You'll be met by the full force of cartels and George Ruto

NEW ROUTE ALERT!!! TODAY. RONGAI HERE WE ARE!!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUPPORT.

@anj_116_ Majority of Super Metro is owned by a powerful politician truth be told, no other Sacco can colonize every route like this without being met by cartels

When Super Metro stepped into Yonder aka Ngong, kina Nangkis, NTVRS, MCA Sacco tried that thing of blocking and striking protesting that Super Metro imewaharibia soko. One day later line ilikuwa kwa Super Metro was so long that even when the nganyas lowered fares bado walikosa abiria. Hata Rongai, form ni hiyo hiyo.

@thetimwork Have you ever seen a kenyan use, "tapestry"

The word is "moreover"... Every day confirms it: LLMs were trained by Kenyans. Then AI companies stole each other's data and called the output --> "signs of AI." Efidence kwa kalatas:

@GeneralMCNews Why are y'all mad because someone bought a man "cave"

BREAKING: Palantir CEO Alex Karp has bought a $46M “billionaire bunker” in Miami, which has its own private police, and neighbors include Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and Jared Kushner.

@kiruti Rongai folks hupanda Ferrari na 150 when rusty orokise iko hapo na 80bob

If Super Metro decides to charge 80 bob standard to Ronga, they will be met with war from the other 8 or so SACCOs.

@neshphil @kenyagossips Kijana ya uliam

@kenyagossips Nataka kuona how it will survive, rongai kuna ucartel mingi ikifika ni transport

Interpret : Super Metro Announces It Will Begin Operating A New Route To Ongata Rongai Starting Today.

@archiemwas These women hukua na very small brains, huwajui explaining makes things worse

Did it with a ninja with a car in his car while she was supposed to be "getting her hair done" alafu her explanation was, "babe I was very tippsy na ata nilikalia akamwaga. I didn't even enjoy it." I hate that mwendas place or whatever it's called. Cocktail za huko zilifanya my village babe akatekwa ata hakungoja wafike kwa nyumba. Mulima babes ni poison. Hope you happy hoe