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Wow @Uber your driver just refused to pick me up because i had gay attire on guess happy pride

@RpsAgainstTrump @JoeMyGod He’s obsessed with IQ

Trump: “I have a nice high IQ. We like high IQ people. They know I make good decisions.”🤡 Nothing screams ‘high IQ’ like needing to tell us you have one

"i'm off to see the wizard" GAG HIM QUEEN #wickedforgood

Lost my dog of 17 years today. 💔

Well, this is absolutely beautiful and I’m a total mess of tears. 😭

so we're all going with "first time Matt Gaetz has pulled out for the first time" joke?

@bobcesca_go Check out the sky bridge browser extension. It goes through your X followings and checks to see if they are on BS and gives you the link to follow them there.

@FrankConniff My favorites are some on MSNBC who on Monday spoke how she ran a perfect text book campaign. Flip to Wednesday morning and it's how horrible she campaigned.

Yes, please, by all means political pundits who are always wrong about everything, tell us why the election went the way it did and what it all means.

If you are in line before the polls close, stay in line. It is your right to make your voice heard. If you have any trouble casting your ballot, call our Voter Assistance Hotline: 833-336-8683.

@Acyn What does that even mean?

Trump responds to a reporter asking how he voted on the abortion rights amendment: Just stop taking about that

Buenos días ☕️ this is the energy

software updates

@gtconway3d @SRuhle

@SRuhle He’s completely scrambled

14 eggs per day. 98 eggs per week. 2 children consuming 8+ dozen eggs per week.

Y'all....The people's faces in the background and Peter Griffins voice has killed me. ☠️☠️☠️

@SteelRain602 Ray of light. Madonna’s version is suprmeme.

Name a cover song better than the original