Osama

Me wey don call my mama already you dey whine

@iamopsy_ So being too tall really is an ick?

Being tall as a guy is the same as having nyash as a girl😶

@_y3maya O n se werey ni?

therapist: do you think you can go a day without insulting or using a curse word? yoruba people:

@iamopsy_ I’ll do it because true love has no price 😭

If you broke as a man,you got no business asking a lady out.

@meraldzine Us, men.* you mean

5’2-5’9 niggas.

@Ron_keee Camaro

What’s your dream car?

@Nyaburinyauma You just born you come dey Twitter omo put the baby back inside

My son is born today and I want to give him a name with 3 letters, but I can't seem to find any. Can someone please help?

@thefavera 5x losing streak in ranked

What’s worse than a heartbreak ?

@Araoluwanimi01 “Thank you ma”, I’ll even shake your hand 😂

If I give you this, what will I get in return?

@ThinkofNaomi you know ball na

@1xnedu Cookies?

What is insanely overpriced but people still buy anyway

@boytrickz Rain

what's therapy to you?

@thenihiin Texting that girl

Fastest way to go broke?

@BellaBaddie__ FeBreeze

Name a scent that's good, but isn't perfume

@odedanilo BOMBOCLAAT

You cannot go a day without saying??

@youdeservamara We no go still care, Aje

God please take all the suffering on this earth and put it on “nonchalant” boys

@thatforexguy3 Pin this daniel regha tweet abeg 😂😂😂

Guess the animal ?? 🤔

@Ron_keee Stayed till the next day

What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?

@Teslimatttt 🗣️ “YO BABYGURL IM DOWN HERE!!”

You’ve got 24 hours to hide from Anissa on Earth, where are you going?

@official_Gegeh You’ll die if you’re restricted to that one food what’s the point of the billion if I don’t live long enough to spend it

Imagine you’re paid a billion dollars to stick to just one food for the rest of your life. Which food are you going with?

@habee_luv10 @Toribabieegirl It’s not meant to be sweet I think people enjoy it because it’s lackluster in taste & healthy at the same time

@Toribabieegirl Avocado

What’s a popular food/snack that tastes terrible but people pretend to enjoy? 👀