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@NUFCMurph @davidornstein April fools 😂😂

🚨 BREAKING: Eddie Howe has been sacked by Newcastle United. @davidornstein

Federal Government: You people must pay your taxes before March 31st. Nigerians: Why? Because you’ve been providing us with electricity? Federal Government: Okay. Fine. We’ll extend the deadline to make it easier for all of you. Nigerians: I’ll repeat the question. Why? Because you’ve been providing us with electricity? Federal Government: No. Nigerians: Jobs? Federal Government: No. Nigerians: Price of fuel? Federal Government: No Nigerians: Price of food? Federal Government: No Nigerians: Water? Federal Government: No. Nigerians: Good roads? Federal Government: No. Nigerians: Public transportation? Federal Government: No. Nigerians: Security? Federal Government: No. Nigerians: Healthcare? Federal Government: No. Nigerians: The basic amenities? Federal Government: No. But wait, let’s secure the second tenure, then we’ll talk about it. Nigerians: So what exactly are we funding? Federal Government: The system. This is an order. Nigerians: What does that mean? Federal Government: The budget for staying in power, not serving the public. That’ll be all from all of you.

President @officialABAT is running the Most Useless Government in the history of Useless Governments!!! How many more Nigerians have to die due to this abysmal level of incompetence? Nigerians wake up everyday to lament one tragedy of the other. Unbearably heart-wrenching!!!

Zero Accountability, Zero Responsibility!!! I cannot for the life of me understand how 40 Nigerians have been confirmed dead in Jos and the President of the Country does not deem it necessary to address the people!! We are talking about 40 Human beings!!! Hello???

Never thought I'd see the day #NUFC

Happy birthday Tinubu You will run, it will run. You will walk, it will walk. You will go left and right, it will follow. You will fly, it will fly. No matter where you go, you will never escape everything you deserve. There will be days you'll wake up and ask yourself, all of these for me? Fear not, it's just the beginning. You've done a lot and God has seen everything, what's coming for you will not escape you. Your life will be a testament that God rewards people for their actions. 🙏🏽

I pray me and all my brothers find our Napoli.

@_xaibii No Carmelo Hayes mention is criminal

WWE hasn’t made a new WrestleMania main event star in its men’s division for a long time, but it isn’t far away. Roman Reigns. CM Punk. Brock Lesnar. Cody Rhodes. Randy Orton. Seth Rollins. These are the names we think of when we look at the very top. It has been this way for too long. There was some disappointment when Drew McIntyre recently lost the title to Cody Rhodes, as it felt like he was about to join that group. Instead, it seems WWE didn’t quite see him there yet. Meanwhile, Oba Femi is rising extremely fast, with the machine fully behind him. The reality is that those elite names are in their forties (Seth turns 40 in May). They won’t be around forever. John Cena said on his way to retirement that he wanted to see the next generation break through, and it is slowly happening. Bron Breakker looked like he was getting there before his injury. LA Knight is an interesting one. He clearly has the tools, but his age has held him back. Sami Zayn could fall into that same category of running out of time. Gunther had an exceptional 2025 and start to 2026, but where is he now? He should be part of the WrestleMania build. WWE had real momentum with him after retiring Goldberg, John Cena and AJ Styles, and it feels like that has stalled. So who actually leads WWE into the future? It’s tricky. Some names are not fully ready yet, but they need to be sooner rather than later. Looking at the roster, these are the names that stand out based on age and potential alone. Jacob Fatu. Logan Paul. Trick Williams. Dominik Mysterio. Je’Von Evans. Ilja Dragunov. And yes, even Solo Sikoa. At some point in the next 5 to 10 years, WWE will have no choice but to push several of them to the very top, alongside Oba Femi, Bron Breakker and possibly Gunther if he is still going. That is what the 2030s will look like without the original elite 6 As for NXT, you would expect Ethan Page and Joe Hendry to be on the main roster by then. Keanu Carver looks dangerous. Shiloh Hill is entertaining. Elio LeFleur could surprise people. Beyond that, it is hard to see who else will be leading the main roster in the years to come. Of course, that can change quickly. WWE could sign a major name, or a new star could emerge out of nowhere. For anyone tired of seeing the same names in WrestleMania main events, don’t worry. It won’t last forever. ( Kyle from EWwrestlingnews on Facebook)

If babe never buy you PlayStation before retweet this.

Timeline is filled with guys tweeting like women to let women understand the gravity of the stupidity in many of their tweets. This is because you won't understand how stupid you sound until a guy says the same thing.

i just got a random message from this lady , no intro, nothing we talked for a bit, nothing serious. next thing she said was, “You’re actually too handsome, it’s not fair" i just laughed it off. Few minutes later, I got a credit alert of ₦3.5M. I thought maybe it was a mistake, so I asked her. she said, “no, it’s intentional. fine boys deserve soft life too.” I just sat there like, so this is how it feels 😭 intentional ladies>>>>>>>😭 I swear Nonchalant Ladies can NEVER have me😭

@47kasz 10k? She thinks you're a beggar giving you scraps like that 😭

10k?? And she’s asking if I have seen it What will I use it buy?? I hatee broke girls with Audacity

rt if a woman has never paid for your haircut before

@AlastairWhite10 @Magpie24_7 He already rejected us last summer There are other options

@21freedy @Magpie24_7 Coz he is better than what we have got.

🧤 ​Newcastle United are reportedly shifting their focus away from Aaron Ramsdale as they prepare for a significant overhaul of our goalkeeping department this summer. Despite a recent run in the starting XI, the 27-year-old loanee appears destined to return to Southampton once the season concludes. ​Ramsdale arrived at St James’ Park on a season-long loan with an option to buy for approximately £20m. While he has impressed recently—notably pulling off three crucial saves in a 2-1 win earlier this month—club leadership reportedly views him as a short-term solution rather than the future No. 1. ​According to The Athletic, Eddie Howe’s decision to start Ramsdale over Pope was more about immediate form than long-term planning. As it stands, the Magpies are unlikely to trigger their permanent purchase option. ​ ​Newcastle’s scouting department is already active, with several names topping the shortlist including Gregor Kobel, James Trafford and Bart Verbruggen. The goalkeeper dilemma is just one of several fires Eddie Howe is currently extinguishing. Following our painful 1-2 derby loss to Sunderland, reports suggest that while club executives still back the manager, the PIF leadership is becoming increasingly skeptical 🤔 #NUFC #NUFCNews #Newcastle #EPL

come o, july 31st should not be the date you people will be introducing your talking stage to MCU cause if i hear “muah” or “so let me explain what is happening here” i will pour you and the useless talking stage water.🫵🏽 no try use brand new day do cinema date.🤚🏾

@MagpieMediaX Just goes to show he's a "transition" manager

Jesus, this is scarily similar to the state of #NUFC right now…

There is a developer in Nigeria right now. Coding by generator light. Buying data 1GB at a time. Getting rejected by companies offering ₦80k. Being told they're not experienced enough. Watching their mates abroad earn 20x their salary for the same skill. Still opening their laptop tomorrow morning. That is not desperation. That is the most elite form of discipline on earth. And the world hasn't paid them what they're worth yet. But it will LETS GOO🚀

@Real1_balogun "Rapid footballer" is an apt way to describe him Bro is really really quick

Just about three years ago, Abdukodir Khusanov was playing in Belarus. Lens signed him in 2023 and he spent 18 months, becoming the first Uzbek to play in Ligue 1 within that period. He joined Manchester City in January 2025 and also became the first man from his country to play in the Premier League. He's playing in arguably the biggest league in the world for one of the best teams in Europe. He's played in the UCL, the highest level there is for football club cup competition. In a few months, he’ll be playing at the World Cup. He's 22. What a big future he has ahead of him. Belarus to the Premier League in three years is a rapid progression, and Khusanov is a rapid footballer. A potential world class defender.