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@coysphilip @glacetong @Tesco Brazilian wandering spider

@glacetong @Tesco Could be a huntsman.

Hi excuse me @Tesco, just found this horrific spider sandwiched and tightly packed in my organic bananas. Please advise 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

@chris_kammy @Footballtweet @JeffStelling @chris_kammy @mattletiss7 @CharNicholas10 @PaulMerse @SkySports you've let them down @GNev2 these need to be rebooted! Why haven't you done a podcast, sort it out!!!!

@Footballtweet Thank you 🙏🏾 Working with Jeff & the chaps was unbelievable 🥳

📅 On this day, 16 years ago, the most classic Chris Kamara moment in punditry history.

@skununzy @WayneRooney @ANTHONEE21 @ColeenRoo He doesn't, he looks happy.

@WayneRooney @ANTHONEE21 @ColeenRoo At 41, but you're looking 70. You need to work on yourself, bro.

🥇❤️

@planetsportbet Giggs! How many did he win again?

Who’s the greatest Premier League player? #EPL

🚨 END OF AN ERA 🚨 Mo Salah is set to leave Liverpool after four Golden Boots & trophies galore 🏆 But where does he rank ALL-TIME in the Premier League? 🤔 VOTE or comment below 🗳️⬇️ @RobbieSavage8 @FrazFletcher #LFC #EPL | planetsportbet.com | 18+ | GambleAware

@KevinSpacey Hope you make a come back

@dbdegn @ExtremeFootbal4 No Jamaican

@ExtremeFootbal4 George Best wasn’t Irish 🤦🏻

The Top 20 Irish Footballers Of All Time: 20. Johnny Carey 19. Ray Houghton 18. Packie Bonner 17. Richard Dunne 16. Pat Jennings 15. Mick McCarthy 14. Niall Quinn 13. Steve Staunton 12. Shay Given 11. Seamus Coleman 10. Frank Stapleton 9. Kevin Kilbane 8. John Giles 7. Liam Brady 6. Paul McGrath 5. Damien Duff 4. Robbie Keane 3. George Best 2. Denis Irwin 1. Roy Keane

@ExtremeFootbal4 George Best won the Ballon d'Or in 1968.

@rickygervais Only fair

@rickygervais Send me one

You’ll need to be quick. 100 green bottles now available. Happy St. Patrick’s Day dutchbarn.com

@DefiiRobot @StephenKing @grok Probably bet the way it's going tbh

@StephenKing @grok, is he right?

The stock market is kicking DJT’s fat ass.

@JaneFallon @GGreengage All the best in your fight, cancer is a bitch! You're in great hands with Ricky in your battle ahead

@GGreengage 👍🏻

So... I thought I should post something as I've had a few people notice I've been a bit quiet on here lately. About a month ago I was diagnosed with breast cancer - very early stage thankfully & the prognosis is excellent. I had a routine mammogram a week before Christmas …

Prince Andrew before and after he realised the Birthday stripper was a real policewoman

@HackedOffHugh So @theJeremyVine can cycle safely

Anyone know why the North and South carriageways of Hyde Park have been closed for years.? Imbecility or just the regular sadism?

Donald Trumps name appears more often in the Epstein Files than Harry Potters name appears in all 7 Harry Potter books.

@JadeyAfc15 @elonmusk @nymbusjp There’s no smoke without fire — You've must have emailed him about it.

@elonmusk @nymbusjp VERY

Accusing Elon of attending Epstein's parties—while released evidence invalidates this claim—and not getting censored or shadow-banned on a platform he owns proves once again that when Elon says he is committed to free speech, he means it! Truth can withstand scrutiny. Lies cannot.

@liamgallagher @NOWYOUG0TME Did Tony Adams leave an Arsenal shirt under the floorboards?

@NOWYOUG0TME Blah blah blah

To all the BEAUTIFUL people from the cotswolds I come in peace you won’t even know I’m there I’m not like all those divvy celebrities who like to show off I’m LO FI as you were LG x

@Mci_tony_ @damzychillin Denis Law

@damzychillin sancho

Without Mentioning Tevez , Name a player that played for both Manchester United and Manchester City Impossible 🙅

@Lord_Sugar @iman_560 Lol

@iman_560 9

@IvanKasanzew @UtdMax13_ Owen Hargreaves

@UtdMax13_ Howard, Tim

@HackedOffHugh @ofqual But that's what they want, an input from us into a new AI world. So it can create a new world of dumb humans.

If GCSE’s move online it will be a catastrophe. Citing “preparing for exams” schools will dump what little remains of books and pens and stuff our poor addicted children even further down the internet at great cost to their education, mental health and safety. @ofqual